pennsylvania college of technology

A school located in Williamsport Pennsylvania where guys standards drop within the first couple of weeks of class and the average girl becomes a god.

If you see 10 guys and 1 girl hanging out you know you've reach the campus.

"Dude, what did I do?!"

"You had your Pennsylvania College of Technology goggles on last night"

by Sarzar October 14, 2014

Rochester Institute of Technology

Institute of Technology in Rochester, NY.

See RIT.

"RIT: 'I spent $120,000 on what?'"

by Dag Yo April 13, 2005

Technological Osmosis

The term Technological Osmosis is a jargon term used in technically focused organizations that rely heavily on email communication. The term refers to the ability to understand a technical requirement even though the requirement has not been communicated. The term evolved to add levity the common communication Faux Pas of neglecting to attach a document.

Usually used in the negative.

Example:

Sender - "Please design the solution in accordance to the attached requirement's document"

Response - "I am sorry that I lack technological osmosis skills, please attach the attachment to the previous email."

by J. Steel February 11, 2010

afro technology

A politically correct version of Nigga Rig

You gotta be more PC ("bitch" is optional here). It's not Nigga Rig, it's Afro Technology ("bitch" is also optional here).

by white boy56 July 9, 2009

northfleet technology college

ntc is just a load of fucking weird things, the british spelling of "hell" a place where tons and tons of chavs gather to hug each other on the playground. most of their names are robbie, morgan or cameron. they are too thick to be considered "humans" they are more closely related to a horse-fly due to their intelligence. Be careful what you say since anything you say will become a thing around school and ruin your life :) teachers can be assholes of course but hell, thats anywhere. there are some good ones, tehcnical is who you gotta be weary of...

northfleet technology college is a fucking weird school in kent...

by Prof. Meowingtons Excellence September 6, 2018

Technolitard

One slow or unable to operate technology invented after their generation’s paramount years.

Mom - "Can you help me with this thing, I can't figure it out?"

Son - "Wow you can't even check your own voicemail; you're such a technolitard."

by Krusty Wood January 7, 2008

Institute of Technology

A college of the University of Minnesota-Twin Cities which is the only university branch worth attending. Contrasted with the Carlson School of Management and the College of Liberal Arts, the Institute of Technology (IT) is populated by people who don't deserve to be kicked in the balls (Carlson students do; CLA students have none to be kicked). Most IT students could kick your ass in any academic endeavor, and they'd be willing to prove it, because they're nerds.

Carlson student: "I see by your intact testicles that you attend the Institute of Technology!"
IT student: "Why thank you, Carlson student! Now stand still with your feet four feet apart."

by College Student 101 January 21, 2006