afro technology

A politically correct version of Nigga Rig

You gotta be more PC ("bitch" is optional here). It's not Nigga Rig, it's Afro Technology ("bitch" is also optional here).

by white boy56 July 9, 2009

northfleet technology college

ntc is just a load of fucking weird things, the british spelling of "hell" a place where tons and tons of chavs gather to hug each other on the playground. most of their names are robbie, morgan or cameron. they are too thick to be considered "humans" they are more closely related to a horse-fly due to their intelligence. Be careful what you say since anything you say will become a thing around school and ruin your life :) teachers can be assholes of course but hell, thats anywhere. there are some good ones, tehcnical is who you gotta be weary of...

northfleet technology college is a fucking weird school in kent...

by Prof. Meowingtons Excellence September 6, 2018

Institute of Technology

A college of the University of Minnesota-Twin Cities which is the only university branch worth attending. Contrasted with the Carlson School of Management and the College of Liberal Arts, the Institute of Technology (IT) is populated by people who don't deserve to be kicked in the balls (Carlson students do; CLA students have none to be kicked). Most IT students could kick your ass in any academic endeavor, and they'd be willing to prove it, because they're nerds.

Carlson student: "I see by your intact testicles that you attend the Institute of Technology!"
IT student: "Why thank you, Carlson student! Now stand still with your feet four feet apart."

by College Student 101 January 21, 2006

technoholic

a person that is addicted to buying the newest technical devices like mobile phones, dvd-players or plasma-screens. These things are not bought because they are really needed, but instead because of their design and the fact that they are state-of-the-art. If the person doesn't manage to find himself something new for a longer period of time, he/she has to suffer from withdrawal.

Man, my dad is a real technoholic. Yesterday he bought himself a new mobile although he already got 5.

by Christoph Behrens December 10, 2008

nigga technology

Useless, pointless crap used by niggas, another term for ignorant muthafuckas who attempt to over complicate a simple task and make things take longer than they should. Nigga technology is used by niggas and it never plugs into a printer because niggas never have anything to print.

Gin Rummy: Basically, nigga technology is asomething that doesn't plug into a printer. Does that plug into a printer?

Ed Wuncler: No

Gin Rummy: Wanna know why?

Ed Wuncler: Why?

Gin Rummy: 'Cause niggas never have nothin' to print.

- The Boondocks

by I-dawg September 4, 2006

technology

1) The application of science, math, engineering, art, and other fields of knowledge to create tools and implementations deemed useful by a society.

2) Anything that has to do with computers. Often misused by stupid people and corporations that market to said stupid people.

During the 20th century, humanity demonstrated that it had achieved the technology to leave its home planet's atmosphere, land on and explore its moon, and return safely to its homeworld.

The latest technology is Blu-ray.

by Tuxide January 16, 2010

School of science and technology

A school with a bunch of nerds that love technology, loves to flex around with their amazing MacBooks and shows off when they see someone with a Chromebook. These nerds know how to code, code and code. The students like to simp for 2d characters and like no one plays mlbb. This sch is located in clementi. Ppl complain abt bad wifi becuz moe gonna take over our sch. Got many rich ppl here. If u go to carpark you'll see a bunch of Volvos, Mercedes-Benz, BMW, and others. Ppl here have big egos and it is a fun sch. With virtually no sports team nor pe, this sch is heavily focused on nerdy academic stuff. Good luck joining this sch, maybe win 4d on the way.

School of science and technology has an amazing, gigantic campus.

by YeetGod1234 August 15, 2021