Tebow

One of the most famous homosexual football players in NCAA Division I history. Plays "quarterback" currently with the Denver Broncos.

Janice: Did you see Tebow cry on Sportcenter?
Me: Yep

by Jon221 December 05, 2011

Tebowed

The act of taking to the ground on one knee to avoid slippage of a previously inserted butt plug.

While Juan felt the urge to break wind, he quickly tebowed to avoid losing his favorite well lubed dildo.

by Mr. Hugh Jassy January 15, 2012

Tebowed

Feeling that results after smoking devine marijuana.

Bro, that blunt we smoked last night had me so tebowed.

by Static3939 December 29, 2011

Tebow

Sexual position completed on one knee where a man kneels behind a woman facing outward as he shoves his fist into her vagina as she stands with his tounge inside her anus pleasuring her. Prayer optional!

Jimmy tebowed Megan for the win!

by PiggySkin January 10, 2012

Tebow

Someone who goes out of their way to remind others how religious they are

George W. Bush and Rick Santorum are total Tebow's

by rtv0587 November 27, 2012

Tebowing

A grown man, also (but not required to be) a virgin who pleasures himself to other men in tights, typically football players.

Hey Ash! Check out Gallo sitting in his cubicle Tebowing to that picture of the retard Eli Manning again! That filthy bastard!

by AfroAssault November 02, 2011

Tebow

(V.) 1. To watch something multiple times, and cry at the same spot in the show.

2. To cry after losing a game that you had no shot in.

Jason: "Man, I started tebowing my eyes out last night when I watched that girl get killed in that show last night"
Friend: "Fag.

by tbs17 December 15, 2009