Tebow

verb: to cry like a bitch.

I know your cat died but stop Tebowing.

by The Rev D December 29, 2009

Tebow

One of the most famous homosexual football players in NCAA Division I history. Plays "quarterback" currently with the Denver Broncos.

Janice: Did you see Tebow cry on Sportcenter?
Me: Yep

by Jon221 January 20, 2012

Tebowed

The act of taking to the ground on one knee to avoid slippage of a previously inserted butt plug.

While Juan felt the urge to break wind, he quickly tebowed to avoid losing his favorite well lubed dildo.

by Mr. Hugh Jassy January 23, 2012

Tebowed

Feeling that results after smoking devine marijuana.

Bro, that blunt we smoked last night had me so tebowed.

by Static3939 December 31, 2011

Tebow

Sexual position completed on one knee where a man kneels behind a woman facing outward as he shoves his fist into her vagina as she stands with his tounge inside her anus pleasuring her. Prayer optional!

Jimmy tebowed Megan for the win!

by PiggySkin January 10, 2012

Tebow

Someone who goes out of their way to remind others how religious they are

George W. Bush and Rick Santorum are total Tebow's

by rtv0587 November 29, 2012

Tebowing

A grown man, also (but not required to be) a virgin who pleasures himself to other men in tights, typically football players.

Hey Ash! Check out Gallo sitting in his cubicle Tebowing to that picture of the retard Eli Manning again! That filthy bastard!

by AfroAssault November 2, 2011