Tiptarded

To the end that "tipping" refers to enjoying the occasional road soda whilst cruising with a friend down your local thoroughfare, a tiptarded individual would be one that did not learn to drink while riding in a car at the appropriate age, and therefore is not ever capable of mastering such as skill.

"Dude, that was totally 5-oh that we just passed. Why the hell would you take a drink of that Old E forty just then?? You are so tiptarded..."

by dissident19 July 9, 2009

techtarded

when one who is a retard when it comes to technology. aka. techtard

Susie couldn't figure out how to get on the internet so she asked Mike. Mike showed her and quickly said she was techtarded.

by moneybabymoney May 24, 2011

Techtarded

the inability to grasp or utilize any new gadget or piece of technology

Grandma is too techtarded to use her new phone.

by JunkyBrewster April 12, 2015

Taxarded

When one agrees that the federal government poorly manages and/or wastes a significant amount of tax payer money, but also supports the idea of increasing taxes.

Millennial 1: Social Security isn't even sustainable, the government has practically bankrupted it. We need to increase taxes on the wealthy to pay for it.

Millennial 2: Bro, don't you realize how taxarded that sounds?

by The_fiscal_patriot January 21, 2021

Tinatarded

when you are transphobic and dumb!

Tinatard: You are a man and i like Justin Bieber
Person: That's very Tinatarded

by HIMYNAMEISMELATONINHEHEHEH June 14, 2022

Techtarded

Someone who lacks technical phone computer, or Internet knowledge.

I tried to upload a file but I was too techtarded to figure out how.

by Ltlovely February 3, 2026

TimTarded

When you lack common sense and act like Tim Walz. You are remedial at best and act like patient 0 for mental retardation.

Quit being so TimTarded. You make retards look smart.

by The Savage Patriots December 5, 2025