Hitler tash

Shorthand for "Hitler's moustache". This describes a woman's pubic hair when she has shaved almost all of it off, leaving only a thin strip of hair covering her vulva.

So named for its similarity to Adolf Hitler's moustache, which was threefold:

a) It was also narrow and dark.
b) It also "lay above the lips".
c) It can move hypnotically, with a strange effect on the weak-minded.

I asked my first girlfriend if she would shave her beaver, and it turns out she was a member of PETA so I ended up getting slapped.

Then I asked my second girlfriend if she would shave her Map of Tasmania, and it turns out she was an Australian Aborigine so she cut me with a flint-knapped knife.

Last night I asked my third girlfriend to shave her Hitler tash, and she looked at me and said "I'm Jewish".

If the Mossad come looking for me, I'm not at home, okay?

by HMB December 28, 2008

Truffle Tash

Oral Truffle Butter

The Duke pulled his cock out of her mouth and she had a Truffle Tash

by it's_not_right May 17, 2015

Pedo Tash

A thin, whispy moustache that gives the wearer the stereotypical appearance of a child molester.

I always knew there was something strange as he has a horrible distinctive Pedo Tash

by Jedi M@ster February 1, 2014

Rat Tash

Sparse moustache that resembles a rat on the upper lip

14 year old Johnny was proud of his facial hair, oblivious to the fact he was sporting a rat tash

by GRANKOR July 29, 2011

Groin Tash

Alternative phrase for the female vagina or gash. When a lady's pubic hair looks like a moustache.

I need to wax my groin tash before I go on holiday....

by Dirty JD October 12, 2015

Angry Dragon Monkey Tash

Whilst recieving oral sex, the man, uses the hair of the female to pull her to the point of gagging on his penis. At which point, he ejaculates and the lack of air forces the cum through her nose to look like dragon nostrels, the man then takes from a small box next to the bed, his freshly shaved pubic hair and throws it on her cum moustache. A combination of the monkey face and angry dragon....

I gave Emma Henry an Angry Dragon Monkey Tash, and she said thank you!!!

by Willybobo February 18, 2011

Wankers Tash

also known as crab ladder, the hair below the naval leading down to the pubic region.

Fucking Hell! Your Wankers Tash is like a monkeys arm

by Escalations Moose December 14, 2008