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brown tail

The little string of poo that is half in your butt and half out after going #2. Usually caused by premature clinching of the ass muscles before everything is completely evacuated. It resembles as small brown tail, especially when you "wag" it trying to get it to fall off. Leads to skid marks, dingleberries, and excessive wiping.
Hal: "Dude, I took a massive dump about 2 feet long, but was left with a brown tail."
Rump: "What did you do?"
Hal: "I jiggled around for about 5 minutes with no luck and eventually went through a whole roll of toilet paper cleaning it up."
by JacknRochNY November 13, 2007
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curl a monkey tail

Taking a nice long dump without stopping to pinch off
Dude, after that T-bell I had to curl a monkey tail something fierce!
by A^C July 27, 2006
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tackle hug

something that is often done in chatrooms.
it symbolizes the action of running over to one of your friends and hugging them, yet your momentum prevents you from stopping in time and thus they have been tackled
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person 1:*tackle hugs*
person 2: well... this is sure akaward
>.>
<.<

2
person 1: 2!!!!!!!!! *tackle hugs*
person 2: *falls over and hugs back*
by emorexic October 24, 2007
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Tacita

A shy yet well-meaning Draenei transplanted from her native planet, Draenor to Azeroth. As her name implies, Tacita tends to be taciturn and keep to herself.

She is studying the ways of the Priestess under the tutelage of The High Priestess Laurena at The Cathedral of Light in Stormwind.

On Draenor she had just begun to learn the ways of the Mystics and what the old ones could teach her regarding The Naaru.

Tacita has great concern for the souls of those around her and those she loves. Most especially, she wishes to exchange knowledge of a spiritual nature with people of other races and cultures.

Tacita is open-minded and willing to at least try to accept new ideas and beliefs. But, she will always fight The Darkness with The Light and the Powers of Good at her disposal.

Of the utmost importance to her is Ayashii, her beautiful Lifemate, without whom she would never have made it so far in life.
"Is it any wonder why I fell in love with you?"
~Ayashii to Tacita

"Tacita has potential, to speak true, but her lack of patience, I forsee, is going to be a problem in the future."
~High Priestess Laurena.

"Have you come to give us sweeties, Tacita?"
~Random Stormwind Orphan.
by Skayda June 19, 2008
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tactilian

A person that prefers tactile feedback.
Tactilians will always buy a cell phone with a keyboard.
by afroamerikem February 16, 2010
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tail strike

When you take a poo that is so long that it hits your butt because it ran out of room in the toilet
I had another tail strike incident today after I took a 20 incher at work
by eddietaps78 June 4, 2015
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Tacklmacain

A fictional biological weapon with a really questionable name from the game: "The Sniper 2" that makes the victim exposed to it fall ill and suffer physiological breakdown within ten days.
Harry Spencer: Tacklmacain, a secret biological weapon developed somewhere in America that makes the victim fall ill and suffer a physiological breakdown within ten days.

Stanley: Damn son, that's pretty crazy yo!... but... what's with that wack ass name dawg?.

Harry Spencer: ...
by Tacklmacain November 8, 2020
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