Tuscan T-Bone

1. A menu item at Olive Garden. Grilled 18 oz choice T-bone brushed with Italian herbs. Served with Tuscan potatoes and bell peppers.

2. A Tuscan T-Bone occurs when a guy is ready to slide it gently into a cute, usually Italian, chick's pussy. He first takes a peek to enjoy the view and discovers a disgustingly hairy crotch, tries to ram it in before he gets sick, misses her camouflaged hole, and jams his cock into her taint. All of this ends with his bone crumpled into the shape of a "T".

Bill: Ouch! Shit!

Sophie: What happened?

Bill: What do you mean, what happened? I took one look at your snatch and ended up with a Tuscan T-Bone. You could warn a guy!

by oso31 May 31, 2007

T-Bone Kotex

A T-bone Kotex is that absorbent pad often found stuck to the steaks you buy from the grocery store.Should be removed before grilling.

I always check the bottom of the steak,after removing from the package,to make sure the T-Bone Kotex is not stuck to it.

by wolfbait51 May 08, 2011

Rusty T-Bone

The act of taking a bong rip off of a girls back whilst banging her from behind.

Ty just went into my room and gave that girl a rusty T-bone, now my room smells like sex and weed.

by um,ok December 05, 2012

t-boned

when a girl has experienced the beastlyness of thomas ousterhout

d'd'd'd damn. that girl just got t-boned!!!

by chris gorman April 07, 2005

texas t-bone

When a man puts a strap-on on backwards and bones two chicks simultaneously by swaying back and forth while standing. The chicks are bent over imitating doggy style creating an upside down T.

Andy texas t-boned two skanks at mikes party last night.

by Coochers April 14, 2008

Testicle T-bone

When you cut open the side of a girl's stomach, shove your cock in there and start rubbing your genitals against her kidneys.

Jake: How was that bitch you picked up last night.
Nicholas: I gave a her a nice testicle t-bone and ejaculated inside of her kidneys.
Jake: Nice.

by GustyDingus March 24, 2017

T-Bone Withdrawal

Physical and mental symptoms that occur after stopping or reducing intake of T-Bone after being spoiled by your dog Grandpa.

Willie looks pale and depressed, probably because she's experiencing T-Bone Withdrawal.

by Arika Kuischegi October 13, 2020