The act of jizzing straight up and then slapping it out of the air towards your partner's waiting face.
Similar to a little league coach giving his team fielding practice, except with semen instead of a baseball.
Similar to a little league coach giving his team fielding practice, except with semen instead of a baseball.
"I got totally cum swatted last night"
"Pat's ample ejaculatory power and excellent hand-eye coordination make him a cum swatting master"
"Pat's ample ejaculatory power and excellent hand-eye coordination make him a cum swatting master"
by The_PZA November 2, 2009
Get the Cum Swattingmug. Benevolent deity of all hardcore operators. He keeps a watchful eye over his flock of well-trained firearms enthusiasts. He is most often summoned when one is engaged in a firefight and has run dry of ammunition. They cast a wistful eye towards the sky, crying out for help. And as if from Heaven, scores of fully loaded magazines rain from the sky, once again replenishing the empty firearm so that it can be re-engaged.
by swat957 October 25, 2017
Get the SWAT Jesusmug. the best cartoon show with cats. It has a dark tone great animation and great story. it has it all even catitude.
by swatkats October 18, 2008
Get the swat katsmug. by D mase July 2, 2007
Get the swat townmug. Female version of "Spank Bank". A collection of images (mental or physical) stored for later use. Usually with a shower head set on pulsate.
"Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, Channing Tatum, and Robert Downy Jr. to star in Brokeback Mountain 2? I'm putting that in my swat locker."
by WhiteShirt September 4, 2013
Get the Swat Lockermug.