surebang

A woman who shows interest in sleeping with you without any input by you whatsoever.

After you do a woman a favor and she "owes you one"

A slutty ex-girlfriend who will do you anytime anywhere

After you help a woman jumpstart her car, she's a surebang.

The cashier at the grocery store that always hits on you, she's a surebang.

"Man, she was hitting on you, she's a surebang."

Tim "I can't hook up with anyone"

Chuck "Call Ashley, she's a surebang"

by Thad Neal September 28, 2006

Sure Mou

A reasuance to a statement, usually an amusing statement or a statement hard to believe

Friend: I got engaged yesterday

Me: Sure Mou

by Instagram @askz_officialz March 28, 2019

im not sure actually

What someone says when they don't want to answer a question because they don't want to reveal the embarrassing truth.

Scott: So Bill, when did you first have sex?
Bill: Im not sure actually. It was a long time ago.

by OilikProfessional December 14, 2009

Sure, why not?

The way to end any and all conversations, discussions and arguments. The "whatever" of the new millennium.

Jane: "Do you think Obama is too thin to be the new President?"
Joe: "Sure, why not?"

Dan: "Hey, will you come and help me with some examples for this entry on Urban Dictionary?"
Leah: "Sure, why not?"

Dave: "Do you think that God, or perhaps even some higher spiritual power, does, actually exist?"
You: "Sure, why not?"

by Daniel_1982 September 28, 2008

I'm not just sure, i'm HIV positive

That cartman says when he is asked if he is sure.
episode 1201

Butters:Are you sure we should be doing this?
Cartman:Butters, i'm not just sure, i'm HIV positive!
Butters: OH well i guess thats true..

by Samanthaa* April 19, 2008

sureal

Unreal,but has happend,,
unbeleivable,
Dream like,
A mix of fact and Fatasy,
It's like something that is really happening, but it looks like a dream,

*Like when you are in a restaurant and the staff have mistaken you and your guy friend to another couple and they gave you a glass of wine with an engagement ring in it.. and later you would talk about it and be like " OMG that was so Sureal lol "

by LoveKunis <3 July 29, 2011

sure as a pickle

Being 'sure as a pickle' means not being very sure at all. Using this phrase often gives a sense of false hope, as it sounds like an optimistic phrase while actually being quite pessimistic.

Pickles are very unsure organisms, as shown by their common trait of rolling around on tables. This behavior is caused by the existence of their many bumps, which bother them to no extent. They feel bad for each and every one of these bumps, which they must lie on and crush, no matter which way they roll. Thus, they must keep moving.

Nothing is ever less sure than a pickle.

Person 1: So, is our plan still on for tonight?
Person 2: Um, probably.
Person 1: You sure?
Person 2: I'm as sure as a pickle!
The next day...
Person 1: You didn't show up! What happened?
Person 2: I told you, I was as sure as a pickle, which is really not very sure at all.

by Rolls With Pickles August 4, 2009