dutch submarine

When you're on the Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage at Disneyland and you let one go.

Mary: I really have to fart, should I do it now in line?
Liz: What?
Mary: I don't wanna fart in the submarine. I just had that chimichanga in line at Toy Story Mania! It would be the worst Dutch Oven ever!
Liz: ...Dutch Submarine...

by The M Rock August 17, 2010

Big Submariner

A Big Submariner is the commander of submariners. They are usually small infants that wear horridly stinky poopy diapers. This strange phenomenon is usually seen at their den, which is kind of like a river now. They are also known to participate in the act of human sacrifice by pushing pregnant women in front of trains. Remember to watch out for when he submerges, for hearing a Big Sub's whine is the equivalence of listening to an airplane go super sonic.

Me: My god, sir are you okay?
Old man: No, me be seein' one in Lexington
Me: Saw what?
Old man: It be huge, son. I be seein' one of 'em Big Submariners...
Me: Oh my, that must've been terrible
Old man: Aye! It almost took me hearin'
Me: My god, what a terrible thing to see, I'm glad you lived!

by Explosivechicken Reilig July 6, 2010

Submarine kiss

when a male receives oral sex whilst the penis and lower body is submerged in water. the one giving the oral sex must be completely submerged while giving oral sex for it to qualify as a submarine kiss

swimming pools are a useful location to conduct a successful submarine kiss

by Water man May 11, 2014

Summitized

Here is a term born from the wonderful people at summit racing. The people who love summit and think it is all that, and all good things for cars and trucks come from summit. Here is an example of how a "Tool's" brain works: dude I just went to summit and bought a cool air intake,splitfire plugs,accel coil,a k&n filter,hypertech chip,low temp stat,and headers w/daul exhaust for my 94 K1500. Now my piece of shit truck w/200k+ miles will go form 225hp to like 300+ hp, so in order to keep all that power under control I'm gonna need rancho shocks,rear sway bar,energy suspension bushings and some mickey thompson tires. This practice is also very common with small rice burning cars, like honda civics. These cars though need lots of colorful wire loom,painted dash parts,skull head shift knobs,and wings to make them faster.

Rich: I'm gonna drive to ohio to summit to get some parts for my truck, because no ordinary parts will do for my old K1500. Like some rancho"s, just thinkin of that summit store gives me wood!

Tool: True dat,I know the feel'in. I was just there gettin some stuff for my 89 civic!

Scott: So you two assholes esp. rich, just summitized your junk rides. Its like trying to polish a terd, or better yet flushing money down the toilet!

by TV CAR March 17, 2010

Submarine Man

a 26 year old man who is the personification of autotune and uses plotagon for his music videos. he also has an extreme foot fetish. he is a youtube rapper.

Wow, Submarine Man really sucks!

by emoglittercakes May 27, 2019

bomb some submarines

to take a big dump that is so huge that the water comes up from the splashing poop and hits your buttcheeks

One time, I took a dump so big, that I my dad had to stir it so it would go down.

by Brendan Dean February 29, 2004

Suitarize

When playing cards...organizing your hand according to suit and in numerical order.

Player 1: *deals cards*
Player 2: Ok. Lets suitarize and then play.

by C Star January 1, 2006