pussy submarine

When the forearm of a person is shoved elbow deep into a vagina

I sent my pussy submarine into the unexplored depths of this chick last night.

by Loaded questions January 3, 2014

Brown Submarine

A feacal deposit left in the toilet bowl following an unsuccessful flush. Due to the density of human excreta these visual obscenities usually reside at periscope depth. Simple post-flush checks by the degenerates that leave them behind would render the Brown Submarine a thing of the past.

Bridge Officer: Captain! Bearing 030 off the starboard bow. Brown Submarine!

Captain: Set Depth Charges to Zero...Fire 1...Fire 2...

Bridge Officer: ....Enemy flushed sir.

Captain: Good work sailor, the Rear Admiral will be pleased.

by BrianTrousers February 16, 2009

submarine races

"Watching the submarine races" is a euphamism for making out (and more) in a car. It's the kind of thing a cop would say to be funny when he knocks on the fogged-up window of your chevy parked in back of the safeway to ask what you're doing there at 1am, as if he doesn't know damn well.

Cop: Hey, what're you kids doing in there? Watching the submarine races?
People in car: Gak! Where are my pants?

by creaternity April 28, 2006

Trouser Submarine

A Trouser Submarine is a large penis which is used to destroy male anuses and male anuses only.

Oh go harder man, I want you to use your Trouser Submarine on me and throw your sea men overboard into my anus

by batthule June 24, 2011

Chinese Submarine

(noun) an alcoholic beverage concealed within a larger receptacle that prevents the rousing of suspicion when in public areas that prohibit the use of such substances.

Guy 1 "I'd love to see that movie tonight, but I really wanna drink."

Guy 2 "No problem. Just grab a large cup from the snack stand and make a Chinese Submarine."

by RD PS December 18, 2012

Chicken Submarine

The leftovers of a roast chicken are placed in the bed/pillow of a friend.

If Rob doesn't stop bitching out I'm going to chicken submarine him

by magbnl March 9, 2011

playing submarines

This is when a naked guy is barely backfloating so that only his erect penis is clearly visible above the water.

Stew was playing submarines in the pool, but his protruding beer-gut and small penis size spoiled the effect.

by filthyboss August 24, 2006