The Strokes

Most intelligent band of all time that makes incredibly great music.

The Strokes rock my life.

by themodernage November 14, 2003

The Strokes

The Strokes are this amazing band that basically all knew each other before the band started. I find it funny that a couple of them got kicked out of whatever schools they were going to at the time. These amazing guys just care about the music, the good times, and the fact that they can spend time together. They love what they do. They love bringing out a sort of music style that wasn't out there before the Strokes existed. As long as they're satisfied with themselves, and they're convinced that they're doing the best they can, they're happy. They love to have fun. Sometimes it looks like they screw around all the time (and sometimes they take it in the literal sense), but I think that their fun time and their music time is pretty equal - considering all of the awesome home videos and movies about them and then considering all of the awesome music out there. It's hard to pick a favorite, so I won't. I'm satisfied with staring at my shring of pictures in my locker at school of all of them. Although Nick, I would really like guitar lessons (Albert can help out). And if Fab could teach me how to make my sculptures and stuff in art NOT come out to be gigantic blobs, that would make me happy, as well. How about all of the Strokes just come up to where I live? Just live there. Forever.

The Strokes are in the modern age, they're in control but under control (only they can do that... *muse*), they're just barely legal, they like spending time alone together, they can't win but will someday - oh, they're so hard to explain!!

(I luffs them.)

by The Other Unknown Libertine, Stroke, and Hive/Stroke Number Six February 11, 2005

maintenance strokes

What a man does to maintain his erection, usually while waiting for more porn to load or doing something else.

I was doing maintenance strokes with porn running in the background while browsing 4chan.

by home movies October 31, 2014

strokes

Fabulous rock band from New York. Credited as one of the major players in the early '01/'02 garage rock revival (along with the Hives and the White Stripes and to a lesser extent the Vines), they have continually improved and expanded their sound over the years. Have released 3 albums so far (Is This It, Room On Fire & First Impressions Of Earth) and look to be moving from strength to strength. Excellent to look at or listen to, they are the embodiment of "cool" and hipster-chic

Random idiot #1 - Did you see the strokes play last night?
Random idiot #2 - Yeah man they were too rad if anything
Random idiot #1 - Fully man

by D@yne August 14, 2006

Vinegar Strokes

the point of no return for a man during sexual intercourse in which he can not stop until he ejaculates, and looks as if someone put a spoon full of vinegar and made him smell it

as seen on "the league"

steven, so my dog started to lick ass, as i was banging my chick but since i was in the vinegar strokes i had no choice but to finish.

andy, ive been there man ive been there

by Thug Nasty Iggy December 28, 2010

The Strokes

Edward Von Bron describes The Strokes as: the best thing since the wheel; the most amazing rock and roll band of the twenty first century; perfection; the antidote to Slipknot - corey taylor's a jealous hack, his two musical endeavors wont amount to anything the Strokes scrape off the bottom of their chuck's.

The Strokes = Genius
Everybody else = not*




*White Stripes, The Vines, Flaming Lips, Incubus need not apply

by Edward Von Bron September 26, 2003

Vinegar strokes

The point at which there is no going back when you are about to shoot your load!

Quick, get off! I can hear my dad coming up the stairs!

I can't, I'm on the vinegar strokes and this yop has got to fly!

by Sir Cliterati January 25, 2011