im finna strangle my shit

Another way to say "i am going to go masturbate", this phrase is used by the male gender

in a series of texts messages it would go like this:

Yo bro wyd?

Im finna strangle my shit

oh shit lmao ttyl

by The Book Of Myron December 11, 2020

Shwinggle

That spot Inbetween your ballsack and the base of your dick

Ah man my shwinggle is so sweaty

by Landscraper226 March 8, 2016

cock strangle

noun: a tedious ordeal; something painful or difficult; an extremely annoying experience

also can be used to refer to a person who exhibits such characteristics, although "cock strangler" may be more appropriate.

"Dude, that test was a fucking cock strangle"
"ugh, trying to get her to hang out is a cock strangle"
"You damn cock strangle(r)!!!!

by Big Poppa Clem June 27, 2017

Carolina Cock Strangle

When a girl lays on her back with her head hanging off the edge of the bed, then you choke her while fornicating her throat.

I saw your mom last night, and gave her the old Carolina Cock Strangle.

by Raperist September 25, 2014

Stringle

One evening a group of girlfriends and I were getting ready to go out and we were talking about who was going to be in the bar-a stringle is a straight and single man.

That guy over there is hot, I wonder if he's stringle.

by Malee Ackerman May 5, 2007

Stranglehump

To strangle whilst humping someone. Sometimes strangling to death then humping.

He stranglehumped his victim until she died.

by ergonomic desk chairs April 2, 2009

Stragglers

The fries that are at the bottom of any fastfood bag.

I should get the stragglers because im skinnyest.

by xGeTcRuNkx June 23, 2006