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strathcona

An elitist organization bent on world domination. See also George Bush.

Basically, this group of people lurk around large cities. The founders were failed experiments from Area 51, and as a result, drinking acid and injecting amphetamines is daily practice. Their last known location was Calgary. News in the underground indicates that sights have been set on Edmonton.
Entrance into the organization follows rigid procedural documentation, with a double brainwash, splitting of the o-ring and gay ass haircuts.

They are characterized by common ideals of shrinking their already pitiful wangs. They are easy to spot, as each one of them has so much crud rammed up their peachholes that nostril dribbling is a common occurence. The leaders are all KKK enthusiasts, and essay writing on the effectiveness of cyanide is a regular routine.

When confronted with a strathcona member, remember to do the following...

1) Start singing ANY song of Celine Dion's. This will put the strathcona cult into a trance, as they dig this music.
2) DON'T play rochambeau with them, THEY HAVE NO BALLS. Plenty of lactate though.
3) Challenge them to anything involving sports, as they are so bent on world domination that sports is a foreign term
4) DO NOT BEND OVER. Serious anal rape will ensue, and you will be recruited for endless work in the name of George Dubya.
5) Call Chuck Norris
6) Your best option, carry a kalishkanov or some other sort of machine gun around.
Normal kid: OMFG!GTFO!!WTF!WTH!
Strathcona cult: Heeheehee! A fresh o-ring!
(Kid is mauled by gang)
Normal kid: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Member 00018293 joins cult
by H4XX0r May 11, 2006
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ball stretcher

a device encircling the scrotum above the testicles that pushes the testicles away from the body. Most stretchers are made of soft leather, usually pushing the testicles out or down an extra 1-3 inches, but some afficionados can take as much as 10 inches. Lately, also made of heavy metal rings or joined semi-circles. Mostly gay use. Can produce a very erotic sensation both to the testicles and to the testicle cords.
Bob's ball stretcher made his nuts whack agaist his thighs as he walked.
by bill December 25, 2004
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sweater stretchers

look at the sweater stretchers on that lady.
by mister moosecock October 23, 2011
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stething

Using a stethoscope on oneself or another. Can or cannot be a sexual act, depending on the individual. Alternating periods of exercise and rest are used to create variations in heartbeat, and noticeable defects such as arrhythmia and heart murmurs are exhibited.
I found out my girlfriend was secretly into stething. Now I don't know if she loves me for me or my M.D.
by Herr_Doktor_Hier August 19, 2011
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get the stretch

Getting the stretch means to acquire or gather a large amount of drugs. Predominately marijuana, but it can vary to shrooms or prescription pills.
"Yo brendon im lookin to pick up, did you get the stretch yet?"
by Adamitis1818 January 14, 2015
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Stretch Method

๐’๐ญ๐ซ๐ž๐ญ๐œ๐ก ๐ฆ๐ž๐ญ๐ก๐จ๐
An overused method used by ๐ง๐ž๐ฐ๐ ๐ž๐ง๐ฌ. They claim its Superior to every other method but in reality its trash.
Newgen: resizes bypass to 1000 x 300
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Roblox: accepts

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The decal: Stretched and blurry
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newgen: PRO BYPASS SO GOOD

Newgen look at my stretch method, its so good
by Stiizzy Cat January 17, 2022
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Cell Stretch

That feeling whilst youโ€™re smoking a joint and the sensation of stretching spreads across your body, starting from your lungs.
*takes fourth hit of blunt*
โ€œAh mate you know that feeling when your lungs expand and your like cells are stretching, like in your back and shit?โ€
โ€œNah cuntโ€
โ€œMate feels like cell stretchโ€
by K town krew February 21, 2021
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