When a woman wears a shirt so tight, her boobs look like they are stretching it. The boobs are then called T Shirt Stretchers.
by PhillMcRacking27 May 18, 2010
by notarealnigga December 20, 2018
Any image or person that arouses the male member, derived from a Macdonalds burger and a cheap shop.
The difference between art and pornography is that art is a medium for developing the soul and the imagination, whereas porn is a quarter pounder stretcher
by Daniel Connolly April 19, 2007
National Ball Stretcher Day is on March 14th, Carl Wheezer's birthday. Use your ball stretcher too your full extent. All Day and All Night.
Person 1:Hey, today is national ball stretcher day. Have you used your ball stretcher yet today?
Person 2:Why wouldn't I have?
Person 2:Why wouldn't I have?
by Mitlander May 10, 2020
A) A pipe stretcher is a guy that brings any random person, man or woman, to his camper, just to make sweet disappointing love.
B) A fictional construction device that proves which laborers will be known by only numbers and which will be known by name
B) A fictional construction device that proves which laborers will be known by only numbers and which will be known by name
A)I met this pipe stretcher on a construction site and it was the most disappointing sex ever
B) Hey #20, go get the pipe stretcher from the pickup
B) Hey #20, go get the pipe stretcher from the pickup
by Ineedanewjob June 07, 2023
A simple method of both saving money on "flavored fizzy" and quenching your thirst better on extra-hot days. What you do is save a two-or-three-liter plastic soda-bottle after you empty it, and then pour in half the soda from a freshly-opened bottle of da same size. Then fill both bottles the rest of the way with drinking-water . Now you'll have twice as much liquid libation for about the same price as just one bottle, plus it will seem wetter and more refreshing, and the drink's milder flavor will help you feel "filled up" more quickly.
Raising your children to not have an excessively "sweet tooth" is a good idea just "in and of itself", of course, but it also has great advantages whenever you employ the "soda-stretcher" technique on hot days, since your kids will already be accustomed to blander-tasting beverages by that time, and so they will probably not feel particularly dissatisfied with your "watered-down" concoction.
by QuacksO August 30, 2018
A fat fuck who constantly pulls their shirt away from their gunt to give the illusion of not being obese.
by m4gssssss August 06, 2017