Martha straddling 

prettiest and kindest noob out there

damn did you see that cute girl?
yeah thats martha straddling she’s epic

Martha straddling by m4ga ch4d October 6, 2021

straddling the fence to the spirit world 

is an expression used for when you get so fucked up on

kryptonite that you almost push your soul into the spirit

world.

that dank we smoked at dangus' sketch pad got me so

fucktarded that i was straddling the fence to the spirit world.

straddling the fence to the spirit world by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

straddling 

To be in a very intimate position with a love interest or sexual partner. Otherwise defined as obsessive PDA and doesn't belong in no damn environments, thank you very much.

Guy1: OMG, my girlfriend was totally straddling that prick, Josh!

Guy2: Did you get pictures?

Guy1: ...

straddling by the_realistic_numbers112 July 11, 2011

striddle 

Scattered items. Things that are all around the room, in a disorganized manner.

Pick up your clothes they are striddled all over the room!

striddle by Lori V. April 15, 2008

straddledoodler 

A poodle like male who enjoys sleeping with men and women, and won't stop parking his doodle in the wrong garage.

That freak Van is such a straddledoodler, if he doesn't stop sleeping with my best friends and their ex girlfriends I'm gonna park his doodle in the wrong garage.

straddledoodler by Isabella Brown September 3, 2009

Straddler 

Someone who straddles the line between attractive and unattractive. Their attractiveness is often accentuated when there is low light or intoxication involved. They are also notoriously less attractive if sexual relations occurred the night before.

*At late night party*
Boy 1: Woah, Emily looks great tonight. I’m gonna go talk to her.
Boy 2: Bro wait - Emily is a classic straddler. You’ll thank me in the morning.
Boy 1: Ah gotcha. Thanks for the heads up.

Straddler by RTKettle August 13, 2018

Straddlers Twat 

A muscular condition often experienced by female riders of bikes and horses.

Often experience after a long period of strenuous riding.

If not given time to heal can lead to numbness of the clunge.

If the numbness persists these women often make vigorous lovers.

For the male form of this condition, see "Straddlers Knock"

"Ooh I had a good ride last night, I'm now blighted by the Straddlers Twat ! "

Straddlers Twat by yeestraddler January 29, 2010