Stormy weather friend

We have all heard of fare weather friends friends that are in your life when it's good. However Stormy weather friends are friends that are only there when they have problems in their lives and they want to to be their umbrella 🌂 in the ⛈.

Sam only calls me when she has problems and no other time I am sick of only being a stormy weather friend.

by Otter2 March 23, 2017

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stormy

one who has angry rages for no reason. A person that just dosnt understand what the hell they are talking about

wow... could you not be so goddamn stormy? You are the stormiest person i have ever met.

by arielle May 8, 2004

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Stormy Daniels

1. a now notorious (in)famous porn star and former stripper. She was born in 1979 in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Her real name is Stephanie Gregory, her stage name reflects her love for Motley Crue. Bassist Nikki Sixx's daughter is named Storm. She appeared in several porn flicks as well as brief roles in 'Knocked Up' and the unbelievably stupid '40-Year-Old Virgin'. She is now famous for having a one-night stand with the uncouth Caligula Douchebag Traitor Donald Trump, particularly SPANKING his fucking worthless ass.
2. to pay off or bribe somebody who has a dirty secret about you, but will later expose it anyway.

3. anybody who has such secrets but 'narcs' on you anyway.

1. Stormy Daniels holding a rolled-up Forbes magazine with trump's ugly mug on the cover: 'Pull down your pants!'.

Sassybrat Douchebag Trumpster: 'Oh, momma! You wouldn't?'. *pulls down his pant*

(*WHACK! WHACK!*)

Trump trash: 'Bluuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!'

Yes, brothers and sisters - this Arrogant Tin God, this fascist incestuous egotistical SMF, this racist rapist, this uncouth worthless piece-of-shit is even LOWER than I even expected. He is a wimpy, whiny, revolting, immature SPANKEE BOY! Shit!!!!!! Piss!!!!!! Fuck!!!!!! Damn!!!!!! She spilled the beans on '60 Minutes' despite being threatened by Spanky Don not to. Two weeks later, he kidnapped migrant children and put them in concentration camps, proving even more what an asshole he is. Trump is worthless, his fascistic and treasonous acts prove that he is NOT worthy of living, he's a waste of sperm and ova.

2. .The governor of Missouri resigned after he got Stormy Daniels -ed by his mistress. Then his wife divorced him.

3. After the actor died off, his Stormy Daniels wrote an expose book about what a jerk he truly was.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 22, 2022

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