stonk

1.(n) when something looks, smells, tastes, feels, etc. really bad. 2.(v) when you cant handle something.

"that meatloaf looked so stonk"
"i couldn't stonk it"

by Allison Manly January 11, 2007

Stonk

When you're both drunk AND stoned

Damn! I barely got home, I was so stonked!

by palpatine47 February 4, 2010

stonk

To illegitimately aquire a good or service in a 'cheeky' manner.

Did you manage to Stonk paying into the nightclub?

Yeah, i managed to sneak in, and well stonked it!

by Liam McBirnie October 12, 2006

Stonks

Increasing in any way

My money be getting stonks you know

by Bigboygibby November 19, 2019

stonk

when you stalk someone when they are naked, going to the bathroom, showering, etc. keword: stonk

Reynold stonks his crush

by anthonysagira September 28, 2019

Stonk

(noun): An object/creature that is in general or at that time emitting a horrendous odor.

Taken from the pattern in the word song, a song is a noun, to sing is the action of vocalizing music, sang, is it in the past-tense as well as sung, and so the word stonk is thought of in the same sense as that of the word song.

Man, you're such a stonk!

That ham's now a complete stonk.

by The Cactus January 9, 2009

stonks

yes

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by Wilted Roses January 17, 2020