by Laela Ryanne February 21, 2015
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Person A: Hey man, where did Cringelord go? he isn't bothering your friend again is he? I mean he's been after her so long when she's made it clear she just isn't that into him.
Person B: Nah, he just went to take a dump.
Person A: Oh, so he's doing a simulated blumpkin?
Person B: Yup...
Person B: Nah, he just went to take a dump.
Person A: Oh, so he's doing a simulated blumpkin?
Person B: Yup...
by evilleppy June 13, 2020
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A person with whom you’re not exclusively dating yet, however you’re “talking”, going on dates, and proceeding towards a monogamous romantic relationship.
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Who will Survive?
Who will Survive?
by Zalingie June 15, 2022
Get the 200 Players Simulate A BRUTAL Civilization in Minecraft mug.A term joining the words stomach and uterus. Used when a female's menstrual cramps are so bad, her stomach hurts by association.
by mecaro October 17, 2005
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