Woffle stomp

When you are in the shower do a shit, and step on it to push the mother fucker down the drain

Person 1: “that dudes foot is brown!”
Person 2: “Wanna know why?”
Person 1: “Yeah!”
Person 2: “because he did a woffle stomp”

by your help in life :) March 30, 2022

stop waffling

When someone is chatting bare shit you need to tell them to 'stop waffling'

Twat - 'I shagged your mum and then shit on your dads chest because I have dyslexia'

Friend - 'Stop waffling you pure wasteman'

by PussyMuncher900 April 10, 2017