stoop waffle

The involuntarily release of poop when bending over.

Jade: oh no
Mindy: what?
Jade: I think I just cooked up a stoop waffle

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Cherry Waffle Stomps

When a menstruating female yanks out her tampon in a communal shower and stomps it down the grated drain.

Kristin was in a hurry to shower after the gym so she did the Cherry Waffle Stomps in the shower.

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When you are in the shower do a shit, and step on it to push the mother fucker down the drain

Person 1: “that dudes foot is brown!”
Person 2: “Wanna know why?”
Person 1: “Yeah!”
Person 2: “because he did a woffle stomp”

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When someone is chatting bare shit you need to tell them to 'stop waffling'

Twat - 'I shagged your mum and then shit on your dads chest because I have dyslexia'

Friend - 'Stop waffling you pure wasteman'

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