stonership

To assign or take responsibility for something knowing it will either be not done or totally fucked up.

Dude, you were supposed to pick us up at SFO not the Oakland Airport. What happened?
I know, I take complete stonership for that.

OK, which of us will take stonership for driving tonight?

by DontAskMeIJustGotHereMyself April 24, 2010

stoners finger

it is when your index finger turns black from poking the bowl. it is normally a constant thing because your always smokin. yeahhhhh

"hey man my girlfriend knows im smokin agian. she saw my stoners finger."
"sucks dude."

by hnk14 April 25, 2010

Smokers special

When you throat fuck a smoker with a stoma and nut inside of it.

Oh ya that grandma enjoyed the good old smokers special

by Hdboner September 13, 2019

rolling stoners

n. Aging British rock band fans who need wheelchairs and similar mobility assists to get around at the concerts.

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Did you get up close to see The Who at Desert Trip?

No. I tried to get to the stage but I kept tripping over all the rolling stoners on their electric scooters.

Just as well man. They kind of suck.

by gnostic3 November 6, 2016

Eric stoker

A shady character who never has money to pay his bills. He is very quick to take a loan or sleep on a pretty girls couch for an indefinite amount of time. His charms will deceive you. heavy drinker is a huge understatement.

“Don’t be an Eric stoker man, pay the electric bill”

“I’m gonna have an Eric stoker breakfast today sir”. Aka (a beer)

by Bird man 72 May 21, 2023

ben stokes

A god amongst men, his mighty bat can whack away any thot or cricket ball, his precious bowling arm can throughly fist any batsman with ease.

“Ben stokes had sex with my mother”

“You’re mother will have the next Jesus”

by Bested by a fish finger August 25, 2019

stoker

stoker, a small item, such as a twig, bobby pin or a toothpick which is used to un-clog a cone peice of a bong.

"We need a stoker"
"Dude that cone was totally hard to pull, next time stoker it"
"It may need stokerage"

by nonleaded February 26, 2006