drop a spike

Steve: "Yo, I have to drop a spike like you wouldn't believe."
Bill: "Well, thanks for sharing, but why tell me? Do I look like a bathroom attendant?"

by stockman09 November 26, 2007

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spike jonze

the roots to the tree of awesomeness. the bassline to the best song in the world. the outlet to the power of the universe. the beautiful, pure, perfect pink rose standing out in a garbage dump. spike jonze isn't the second coming of jesus, he is jesus.

blind man: o dear spike....revive my vision

Spike Jonze: Yes my Child. I shall heal your sight with my beautiful films and really hot face

by megan sarasua January 17, 2008

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table stakes

The minimum amount required to play a hand of poker. Also, the minimum amount of effort your lazy ass needs to expend to compete at work, in relationships and basically all facets of life.

Look, I've set the bar very low, but showing up to work is table stakes for keeping your job.

by Jack_Dawson May 13, 2016

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stiken

A stiken is when the penis is unusually hairy. The pubic hair runs up the whole penis.

Charlie has a very weird stiken.

by Littleassfuck July 2, 2017

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spike-and-spread

the act of lodging all the fingertips, preferably knuckle deep, into an orifice simultaneously, and then spreading the fingers as wide as possible.

"I'm on my period. It feels like Edward Scissorhands is spike-and-spreading my vagina."

Guy 1 - "Dude, that girl was a total freak!"
Guy 2 - "No shit!"
Guy 1 - "Yeah man, she totally let me spike-and-spread her!"

by Deep and Wide September 18, 2013

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