stiffy and tippy

when a person of the male gender has a large erection (stiffy), and needs to urinate , cannot sit down due to the stiffness,and unable to point his "stiffy", down all the way to make the urine into the toilet, he must stand on his tippy toes to get the right angle to urinate into the toilet . ussually takes place in the morning or right before sexual intercourse.

bro, had a stiffy this morning that wouldn't go away, had to stiffy and tippy it before my bladder exploded .

sorry for peeing all of the toilet , didn't realize I had to stiffy and tippy it until it was to late.

by Erewflow July 28, 2013

skifty

Shady, sketchy, giving off a vibe of ill repute, untrustworthy.

That crackhead eyeing my DVD collection is looking awfully skifty.

by kishamarie April 21, 2008

Stisty

Defined as cool, clean, dope, awesome sick, fresh, and just fun to say.

The shoes looking stisty man.

That flip was stisty bro.

by Decker of cards April 15, 2019

stift

Stift means to fist someone but with a rigid action rather than moving joints

Big lad 1 : I stifted my girlfriend last night she can’t sit down now

Homosexual male : I wish someone would stift me tonight

by Big stifter Harold December 5, 2019

Stiffy Jimmy

A sex activity where the male gets a bone and puts 2 piece of wood or metal on top and bottom of the penis keeping it as stiff and straight as possible then putting it in the vagina and jimmieing his dick like a lockpick inside with a very fast forward and backward motion

Person: dude why is your cock so straight?

Me: oh me and my girl do the stiffy jimmy daily

by Habernero February 28, 2021

shifty cunt

Someone who is pretending to be your friend but who will turn you in for his own good by any chance at any given time.
In other words a backstabber, a rat or a snitch.

My work mate ask me to go have drink with him tonight to talk about problems he has with the boss and the company.
Due to similar problems I agreed and did have a drink and a pretty good chat with him that night, but the very next day I got fired because that shifty cunt told the boss all of what I told him last night.
Now he moved up to my previous position.

by Wulfie Woof Woof February 5, 2021

Shifty

Men named Benjamin & go by Ben for short, really attractive and know it, makes females fall in "love" with them. They usually have one main chick and possible side hoes and they think that the main will wait for his sus AF ass, and hopefully they don't wait too long because main chicks don't wait forever.

Also, they try to be discreet about their 2nd lifestyle. If you're smart you will see right through men named Ben.

"What's Ben doing??"

"Oh shit, I don't even know what happened to him?! He just left without saying a single word"

"Yeah, he is just acting shifty is all.."

by Emgem99 February 10, 2022