Steaming Tom 

When one slips a glove on (just after taking a fallacious dump, preferably mudbutt-wise) scooping up a turd and then squishing said turd in thy hand. And rubbing the glove the on chosen victim's face in their sleep.

Samuel: Watch where you walkin prick!

Dylan: Bitch Imma give ya a Steamin Tom if you keep that shit up!

Noah: NO! He didn't mean it! Don't give my white friend a steaming tom!

Steaming Tom by doomsDave October 10, 2008

Steaming Rooster

After digesting a gallon of chili, one craps on top of another's head. It forms a red cap resembling a rooster's head.

steaming rooster

Steaming Rooster by Tits Mcgeeeeeeh October 13, 2010

Steaming The Cheese 

Holding in your farts.

That flight was 5 hours and I was steaming the cheese the whole time!

Steaming The Cheese by BixiBite April 5, 2011

Steaming Earmuff 

The act of pooping in someones ear.

Man, my wife was so pissed at me last night she threatened to give me a steaming earmuff!

Steaming Earmuff by Carymav October 9, 2011

Steaming Pepe

When a guy pulls out when a girl is giving him oral sex and he makes a mustache of cum on her upper lip

Guy: She must have just gotten a Steaming pepe she has white stuff on her upper lip!

Steaming Pepe by marieesse October 16, 2011

steaming dolphin 

a curved piece of steaming poop that resembles the shape of a dolphin

I took a picture of that steaming dolphin before flushing

steaming dolphin by hold_mah_dick October 14, 2012

steaming kevin 

Like a Hot Carl, but since it is done in Canada, you can see the steam coming off it.

BOB: ew, that girl got a Hot Carl
Doug: ya, but the steam is coming of it, eh.
GOrdie: that's cuz we're in Canada eh, so the steam is called Kevin, or a Steaming Kevin

steaming kevin by sudburybob February 10, 2014