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Heart stealer

A person who will exhibit extreme acts of love to win another’s love, but do not really love.
by SherSomers June 10, 2018
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Wife Stealer

A guy that steals a wife from another guy.
Daniel is a wife stealer. He stole another man's wife.
by linkishback April 13, 2018
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Innocence Stealer

Someone who steals someone's innocence by saying something that looks innocent but really has a dirty meaning.
C: Lol. Mouthwash.
A: Mouthwash?
C: A man's ejaculate in his partner's mouth. :P
A: Y-you... innocence stealer..
by XeLaa December 19, 2009
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Stealer's Remorse

When a thief has regrets about the object(s) he/she has stolen and decides to return the stolen object(s) in a similar way to buyer's remorse.
Girl: Last week, some asshole stole my car with my phone inside.

Guy: Shit, what did you do after?

Girl:I had someone text my phone to ask the asshole to return my car and the next day it was parked outside.

Guy: Looks like the guy had stealer's remorse...
by Sherlock Bromes November 15, 2011
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Scab Stealer

A person who cuts the flesh of sleeping people, then later rips the scab off and collects them. Once the scab stealer has collected numerous scabs he/she makes a scab pie.
Look honey, the scab stealer took one of your scabs again.
by devjuhnateok January 28, 2010
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Story Stealer

Some asshole who cuts you off while you're telling a story and tells their own of the same topic.
Josh: "I was out mowing the lawn-"
Kyle: "Funny Story! When I was mowing the lawn the other day.."

Story Stealer
by jjkkmm June 9, 2018
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bird stealer

A friend or alibi who does fuck all all night let's you do the hard work, then sneaks in the for kill in order to steal snatch you have theoretically acquired. Usually a mute, but gains confidence after much intoxication.
Bloke A: Let me chat to these girls.
Bloke B: lurks in background and agrees.

3a.m Bird Stealer: 'Hey wanna come back to my place and have some more drinks? I got some cheap Rum and a sofa from value village?'
by Manilla From Vanilla December 14, 2010
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