statched

To have sex with someone who isn't of the age of consent.

I totally statched that high-school freshman.

by thatguy5612 October 2, 2013

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Starched

To be or get really high, usually accociated with pot.

Tonight, I'm gonna get starched or Man, I am soooo starched right now.

by tits` June 28, 2007

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Stanced Up

hyped up and/or excited or happy.

bro, i just aced my test i’m STANCED the fuck up.

homie im copping gelato for this weekends moves — i’m stanced up.

by vimus February 16, 2018

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staunched

to have been agressive towards somebody as if you wanted to fight them.
or to walk up to somebody to intimidate them.

This munter staunched up to me so a axed him,
and this little guy wanted to go me but then i just went over and staunched him and he ran off.

by thegreatestshowbagonearthsux March 13, 2008

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streched hiny

if you've had it up the backside too hard then for the first few days after you have an over-sized bum

i got it up the bum so hard last night ive got an aching, streched hiny

by sexamania February 5, 2004

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To argue in both a non-sensical and childish way, usually starting with incessantly picking at a person until he explodes.
At the end of the argument, nothing is solved and the person who started it (the starnerizer) acts like he doesn't know why the other person is furious. The furious party is dumbfounded at both the starnerizer's feigned ignorance that he even started an argument as well as the starnerizer's endless inability to resolve most any issue that a normal, rational person easily could.

Sadly, starnerizers need serious cognitive therapy but, of course, stubbornly refuse to get it. Even if he would, he would end up starnering the therapist; yes, he could even push a trained mental health professional into a war of meaningless verbal vollies.

My bf starnered me last night. I am so pissed that I think a blood vessel popped in my eye.

by WoodsWhoak March 3, 2010

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