n. An alternate way to refer to the "Starbucks doubleshot" beverage; a 6.5-oz can of espresso and cream. So called because, despite the fact that it is not carbonated, when opened it tends to eject some of its contents directly into one's face or onto one's clothes in a manner not unlike that of a cumshot in a porno.
I shouldn't have worn that little blue dress today. My morning Starbucks cumshot deposited a stain on it.
by SkidMarkyMark July 31, 2006
Get the Starbucks cumshot mug.An surname dating to circa 13th/14th century England. This particular surname is actually a corruption of earlier names, either Starbok or Starbeck. The origins of the name reach back to old Norse 'stor' and 'bok.' Combined these words amount to 'big stream.'
The first record of a Starbuck in the Americas was a one Edward Starbuck, circa 1635. I am a direct decendant of said man, and am therefore a 14th generation Starbuck in America.
by Joshua Starbuck February 5, 2004
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A major coffee chain that people obviously think is the devil's brew. Starbucks is apparently 'The Man' taking over the Earth.
Naysayer: "I hate Starbucks! It's turning America into mindless clones!"
Me: "Dude, get over it. It's just coffee. Let me drink my frappuchino in peace."
Me: "Dude, get over it. It's just coffee. Let me drink my frappuchino in peace."
by Ariel September 14, 2004
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by frrrrrr March 6, 2009
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by Speedmango August 5, 2008
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starbucks addict: i am so pissed!
normal person: why?
starbucks addict:( knocking over a chair with a baby in it) beacuse i didn't get my starbucks today
normal person: o you have a starbucks addiction
starbucks addict: well f**k you then you God d**n butthole
normal person: why?
starbucks addict:( knocking over a chair with a baby in it) beacuse i didn't get my starbucks today
normal person: o you have a starbucks addiction
starbucks addict: well f**k you then you God d**n butthole
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