weaver stance

The position that one member of the Frat Pack takes when he bends over in anticipation of taking it in the butt from another member of the Frat Pack.

Yo Jorge got into Weaver Stance real quick when Strokes came over last night.

by cfab January 14, 2008

dad stance

A formidable pose only mastered by that of the father variety, most common in baseball dads. It consists of a semi wide stance with hands on love handles followed by an exasperated sigh

John: dang Ethan got that dad stance

by Dad_stance0809 April 6, 2023

Educated Stance

The act of using any kind of drugs ( Mostly Marijuana, acid, or any other kind of mind fucker. ) and then going to school.
Most are Middle School, High school, and College experience this.

" Dude, after my Educated Stance, I couldn't even write that day. "

by Shinzo November 10, 2009

bachelor stance

Choosing to eat at the counter when eating at the table is totally a feasible option.

Then he assumed the bachelor stance as he devoured the tacos

by PeterPiper March 4, 2015

Huntington Stance

When you stand in a window naked, stroking your meat.

Tim was standing in the window doing the Huntington stance when Jamie went outside.

by Casey317 August 31, 2022

Beaver stance

When a cat slumps over the arm of a sofa with its legs spreading.

Look over there, Jack is in his beaver stance

by Chasadia November 21, 2018

The kangaroo stance

A position where you violently jump (can be used for offence and defence)

I must Warn you I know the kangaroo stance

by Bigmantyrobe December 12, 2019