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Non-statement

A futile statement, which points out the obvious, in a situation where you cannot make a contradicting claim.
A random company might state on their website: "We shall comply with all laws and regulations governing information security".
Obviously, they cannot make a contradicting claim, e.g. "we will not comply with laws and regulations, if we bloody hell do not feel like it".
Thus the policy statement in the web page, is a non-statement.
by Santos the enormous September 25, 2018
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stake

A sharp wooden stick used to dust vampires, people enter the stake through the heart and the vampire turns to dust
Quick pass me a stake, this guy is trying to bite me
by White Wicca March 14, 2004
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when your period is so bloody it makes your pad stale and crusty.
"Donya's pad is a blasted bloody stalemate!"
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statement of intent

Telling a girl/guy you are interested in them. Usually sexual.
Him: What do you like most about doing pottery?
Her: You know, I just love molding the clay. It's so satisfying being able to create something with your hands.
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Stoner Statement

A statement that will confuse and incapacitate a person under the influence. Philosoraptor quotes are synonyms for stoner statements
Some stoner statements:

"Why do noses run while feet smell?"

"If actions are louder than words, then why is the pen mightier than the sword?"

"If guns don't kill people and people kill people, then toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast"
by AI001 September 6, 2011
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The Stakeout Method

(noun) A method for getting a person that you think is attractive to notice you
Person 1: "How are you gonna get that sexy sorority girl in our English class to notice you?"
Person 2: "I think it's time to put The Stakeout Method into full effect.
by Stakeoutpioneer April 14, 2015
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Cake at stake

All the points are gone we are free from them now but we look on, from the moment that we see, the next slice of Cake the Step closer to the Prize brought on at Cake at stake
Person 1: Hey when is cake at stake gonna start?
Person 2: now
by Amigo_Lololol July 16, 2022
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