milk squid

The result of leaving dollar store milk in the sun for 72 hours, thus creating the tiny birth of a milk squid.

"Oh man, remember last summer at the ice cream social? "

"Yeah, we left that 128 oz out in the sun too long and now we have our tiny pal, Earl."

"Mmmmmhmmm, but Earl is the best damn milk squid that we ever did see. "

by Bo0Bo0KittyFuck January 7, 2018

squid pro quo

A thriving barter system in very isolated communities, involving the exchange of mollusks for other goods.

That exchange was totally squid pro quo, I gave him some squid and he gave me some tentacle videos.

by Kuroko September 19, 2003

lil' squid

A person, not always but usually online, who lies about who they really are to seem cooler and gain more friends.

"Hey, do you remember that kid Nick?" "What about him?" "Turns out he was a lil' squid."

by ImNotFromJANFU May 20, 2016

squicky

A combination of the words 'squeamish' and 'icky' a situation or state of general grossness.

ie. 'Ewwww! I feel well squicky now!'

by Retro Palace February 6, 2009

damp squib

A type of firework (squib) that has become wet (damp). Basically, a dissapointment.

Well that was a real damp squib!, I'm going to go home now and cry! MUUAAHHHH!!!

by Will February 7, 2004

Squid game guards

who look like among us beings and have a ps4 triangle icon
and they have a secret they have a point to the mask
dont tell them what the point of the mask is but i know it,

Only a small percentage of people who watch squid game are actually subscribed. so consider subbing.

Friend: yo whats the point of squid game guards wearing masks lmao
Me: oh because only a small percentage of people who watch squid game are actually subscribed.
Friend: isnt that the shit that dream says?

by Lolorator360 November 13, 2021

shit squid

A person who reacts like a squid when confronted but, in lieu of ink, utilizes their own shit to spew on to everything around them.

Frederick's such a shit squid, he accuses everyone of the same shit he does anytime he gets called out.

by derekjaydj October 12, 2019