squirrel

To "squirrel" someone is to:
1 - Find a dead squirrel on the road, or where ever.
2 - Pick a friend as a target. (hopefully a girl)
3 - Leave the squirrel on their front porch, with the eyes looking at the door. Try to prop it up in a life-like manner.
4 - Call the person, pretending to be Animal Control, and tell them that a "Mexican Staring Squirrel" is loose in the area, and that its gaze can be fatal. (use *69 to hide your caller id)
5 - Hang up, and call them back as yourself. Tell them to come to their front yard, you have something to show them.
You have now "squirreled" someone.
(my freind Marc is to thank for the creation of this verb.)
Person 1: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Person 2: HAHAHAHA!!! You got squirrled!!!
Person 1: Jack-ass.
by Whind Soull February 03, 2005
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What west virginian families (aka cousins) eat and make stew out of.
Hey if u weren't my sister, i'd totally divorce u for making such bad squirrel stew.
by Rubric December 01, 2003
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Someone you like. Mainly someone you want to bang.
Jill: Hey, Bill, do you have a squirrel?
Bill: Jill, you know you're my squirrel. Wanna go have sex?
by squirrel1990 December 21, 2006
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To cuddle; spoon, usually on a couch or bed or anywhere comfortable: hell any place you land.

Usually done with another person(s), or done by self.

Most effective when under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. Gives a more relaxing feel to it.

"Awww man Im so tired & stressed out. All I wanna do is squirrel on the couch with my boo."

"Lets all just squirrel with eachother and calm ourselves."
by caseykaz January 29, 2008
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Fuzzy little rodent that enjoy nuts and world domination
they will come and they will win unless we call the exterminater
by mitch July 24, 2003
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squirrel

creature that owned a small town in England for a week
by Anonymous February 07, 2003
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