Squirrel 

A woman who is obsessed with getting sex, she is constantly trying to make excuses to get it, even falsifying plans in order to get a man's nuts.

Bobby: "Dude, Amanda is such a squirrel."
Geoffrey: "I know, man, she's always after my nuts!"

Squirrel by SkwirllieSquirrel August 29, 2011

squirrel 

any small, hyperactive woodland creature that belongs to the order "Rodentia" and the family "Sciuridae" that is bent on world domination and stealing nuts and seeds and "incidently" forgetting where they hid them. they team up with other small, beady eyed animals on their hysterical plot.

squirrels, hamsters, cockatiels, mice! they all have hypnotic powers in their beady brains. why else do they make ppl swerve off the road or become road kill in the end?

squirrel by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 17, 2005

Squirrel 

An evil little creature, that is seen in the forest or when your super high. If you ever see one of these creatures be aware that it is ploting against you and all of society. This creature is bent on taking over the world!!!

person a (while looking at his hand): Oh Shit!! It's a squirrel!!
person b: WTF?!?!

Squirrel by mitch_hellyeah December 18, 2008

squirrel 

A funny name for a funny creature.

The squirrel is eating my nuts of pea.

squirrel by B.S.S.M December 8, 2003

Squirrel 

A male, usually of college age, typically drunk, who makes obvious advances on large number of women in a short period of time.

Derived from that fact that squirrels go from tree to tree trying to find a nut

Dude John is a total squirrel tonight he has hit on every woman in this bar.

Squirrel by crew8221 March 9, 2004

Squirrel 

The furry woodland creatures that will one day rule the wrold if the Bunny Mafia fails to destroy them. They also have Garbage and Recycling trucks as well as French paper trucks on thier side. Watch out for abnormally dirty cars and sparkling white ones, those are in use of the squirrels (as well as ones with squirrels painted on them and the words "SQUIRRELS ZHALL RULEZ ZEE WORLDZ!" obviously)

Person 1: That white car has been parked outside our house for an hour
Person 2: Is it really clean?
Person 1: Yeah...?
Person 2: DUCK FOR COVER!
*Squirrels come out of the car and start shooting in random directions*

Squirrel by Bunny Mafia July 25, 2006

squirrel 

animal, small rodent with a bushey tail

The squirrel grabbed to acorn and took off into the tree.

squirrel by ilovebirds2424 December 18, 2014