squirrel

What west virginian families (aka cousins) eat and make stew out of.

Hey if u weren't my sister, i'd totally divorce u for making such bad squirrel stew.

by Rubric November 30, 2003

squirrel

Chubby little nut-munchers.

Fuck, that chubby little tree rat ate my mixed nuts! Let's fucking kill it!

by Rook November 8, 2003

squirrel

Someone you like. Mainly someone you want to bang.

Jill: Hey, Bill, do you have a squirrel?
Bill: Jill, you know you're my squirrel. Wanna go have sex?

by squirrel1990 December 24, 2006

squirrel

A criminal, a suspect, a rodent.

we need to get that squirrel man

by geepers January 12, 2009

squirrel

To cuddle; spoon, usually on a couch or bed or anywhere comfortable: hell any place you land.

Usually done with another person(s), or done by self.

Most effective when under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. Gives a more relaxing feel to it.

"Awww man Im so tired & stressed out. All I wanna do is squirrel on the couch with my boo."

"Lets all just squirrel with eachother and calm ourselves."

by caseykaz January 29, 2008

squirrel

Fuzzy little rodent that enjoy nuts and world domination

they will come and they will win unless we call the exterminater

by mitch July 24, 2003

squirrel

creature that owned a small town in England for a week

by Anonymous February 6, 2003