To "squirrel" someone is to:
1 - Find a dead squirrel on the road, or where ever.
2 - Pick a friend as a target. (hopefully a girl)
3 - Leave the squirrel on their front porch, with the eyes looking at the door. Try to prop it up in a life-like manner.
4 - Call the person, pretending to be Animal Control, and tell them that a "Mexican Staring Squirrel" is loose in the area, and that its gaze can be fatal. (use *69 to hide your caller id)
5 - Hang up, and call them back as yourself. Tell them to come to their front yard, you have something to show them.
You have now "squirreled" someone.
(my freind Marc is to thank for the creation of this verb.)
1 - Find a dead squirrel on the road, or where ever.
2 - Pick a friend as a target. (hopefully a girl)
3 - Leave the squirrel on their front porch, with the eyes looking at the door. Try to prop it up in a life-like manner.
4 - Call the person, pretending to be Animal Control, and tell them that a "Mexican Staring Squirrel" is loose in the area, and that its gaze can be fatal. (use *69 to hide your caller id)
5 - Hang up, and call them back as yourself. Tell them to come to their front yard, you have something to show them.
You have now "squirreled" someone.
(my freind Marc is to thank for the creation of this verb.)
by Whind Soull February 2, 2005
Get the squirrelmug. by Rook November 8, 2003
Get the squirrelmug. Jill: Hey, Bill, do you have a squirrel?
Bill: Jill, you know you're my squirrel. Wanna go have sex?
Bill: Jill, you know you're my squirrel. Wanna go have sex?
by squirrel1990 December 24, 2006
Get the squirrelmug. by geepers January 12, 2009
Get the squirrelmug. To cuddle; spoon, usually on a couch or bed or anywhere comfortable: hell any place you land.
Usually done with another person(s), or done by self.
Most effective when under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. Gives a more relaxing feel to it.
Usually done with another person(s), or done by self.
Most effective when under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. Gives a more relaxing feel to it.
"Awww man Im so tired & stressed out. All I wanna do is squirrel on the couch with my boo."
"Lets all just squirrel with eachother and calm ourselves."
"Lets all just squirrel with eachother and calm ourselves."
by caseykaz January 29, 2008
Get the squirrelmug. by mitch July 24, 2003
Get the squirrelmug.