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Slimy Squirtle

A gooey blue turd that occurs after drinking an excessive, maybe hospitalizing amount of blue gatorade
Cooper - “Just got out of the hospital and finally the slimy squirtle came out!”
Michael Jordan - “that’s great news buddy”
by isaachatestonyramsay December 13, 2019
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Reverse Squirtle

When you jizz up your own or someone elses nose.
Duuudeee, I totally gave Colin a Reverse Squirtle last night and he sneezed it out!
by GypsyEyes666 September 2, 2020
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Squirble

A rare pokemon. Half Squirrel and half Gerbil. This pokemon has very distinct features including a long tail soft fur.
Dude I'm so drunk I caught a squirble
by Wolftits December 15, 2010
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squirtle

a young species of pokemon that can only prematurley ejaculate, but as they evolve they will be able to squirt their pokejizz further.
the gansta muthafukn squirtle evolved into a blastoise and shot his pokesperm in the charzards face. super effective cumshot!
by nevrsay nigg*r October 18, 2011
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Squirtle

The cutest pokemon by far. Also can be used to describe a guy who is absolutely perfect in every way. Can merge with pikachu to form squikachu, which is the epitome of awesomeness.
OMG HAI SQUIRTLE!!!!!!!
by dancingmaniac2 March 1, 2010
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Squircle

1- A square and a circle combined into a single shape.

2- A sub group of Squangle which denotes the person being described as random, and rather attractive.
Dude, that squicle is hot...
by Bitchieygurl13 July 9, 2004
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Squirley

When your snowboard gets loose when you're not on an edge and you almost fall.
My board got all squirley back there on the cat track.
by NBeezzy February 20, 2008
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