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Squanch

The act of erotic asphyxiation, especially while at a party. Can also be used to describe something.
(From Rick and Morty)

1. "Hey Rick, is there a good place for me to squanch around here?"
2. "I'm gonna go squanch on over to my closet and get back to squanching."
3. "Squanchy party Rick!"
by J-RodHotBod November 7, 2014
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squinchy squanchy

Believed to be Austrailian in origin. Equivalent of grossed out or disgusted. Possibly rooted in 'sqeamish'.
When feral boy's bladed boomerang cut off the bandit's bookkeeper's fingers it was rather squinchy squanchy.

Kangaroo burgers?! Squinchy squanchy!
by SmugSockMonkey January 9, 2005
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Squichy

A crazy girl who has a talent for art and has beautiful selfies.
Wow look at Squichy she is sexy today.
by SquichyandCrunchy December 15, 2016
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squitchy

The positive sensation induced when one feels something that is pleasantly squishy.
Johnny Depp feels so squitchy when he hugs Oprah.
by dck1211 December 4, 2019
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Squanch

1.Jerking off while hanging yourself (rick and morty)
2.vaping, or smoking some mowie wowie
1.pass me that rope it’s time to squanch
2.yo bro gammet squanch.
by Yolobeefswag June 15, 2019
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SquinchBop Scquarpoonts

person:"Oh h3ll naw, Squinchbop Scquarpoonts is yelling at the sknayl!"
"Oh heavens no, the squinchbops are plentiful!"
by DoodleMyBeloved but for learns November 22, 2022
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The Squincher Squeeze

When two dudes are engaged in anal drilling and then the catcher smashes a bag of sour patch kids causing him to 'squinch' his anus so tight that it severs the pitchers penis.
Pitcher:You like that twink!!??
Catcher:YES!!!Ram me harder bitch! Ram me harder you filthy cunt! Shove those sour patch kids in my mouth you dirty whore!!! I'm getting ready to give you THE SQUINCHER SQUEEZE!!!
Pitcher: WAIT!!! OOOOOHHH! AAAHHHH! AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!! MY PEE PEE!!! MY PEE PEE!!! IT'S GONE YOU FUCKING SWISH!!! YOUR ANUS ATE MY FUCKING DICK!!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!
by Chunkyblue June 29, 2022
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