Squiff

A henchman that is also a very close friend like a bub or even a lover that trusts its master, follows he/she and admires he/she. The squiff works for you honored to follow your orders and leaving you with all the responsability and power and makes you feel like you have a friend and/or a lover.

Squiff is also used by chiefs who love their underling with a lot of depth.

In tasks
"My squiff is doing a very good job"

Affective
"-Hey, squiffy. You look good today"

In a relationship (Vulgar)
"-I command you to F*uck me my Squiff.

-Yes, boss! with pleasure!"

by BlueyMr.DragonHug January 11, 2019

Squiffing

A large straw inserted into the vagina and is blown upon by partner filling the cavity with air. Then female then forcefully pushes the straw blown air out of the vagina. Squiffing.

David heard Shelley squiffing after inserting a straw and blowing inside her vagina. Light squiffs could be heard throughout the night.

by La Cour New Orleans January 29, 2022

Squifficated

Happily drunk, sozzled, inebriated

I don't know about you but I'm totally squifficated.

by Webchat March 30, 2023

squify splify

a badly rolled joint with manky weed inside.

Bomqueque: "Oh mate, that joint was squify splify

by Smack'ead Steve January 11, 2024

Squiffing

The act of being drunk and losing control of one's muscle control retaining flatulence

Scott had 3 drinks whilst out to dinner and becoming squiffing on the walk home, releasing tiny puffs of bodily gases as he staggered

by Scottleydog February 26, 2025

Squiffle

When a large, lanky dog eg, an Irish Wolfhound, behaves in a ridiculous and playful manner. Often rolling around on the ground and contorting to shapes not thought possible given the size of the dog.

Our wolfhound often has a squiffle on the floor when she is a bit excited.

by Flozchops June 3, 2025

Squiff

When someone is neurodivergent. i.e Dyslexic,ADHD etc

Its (an event) triggering my squiff.
my brain is a bit squiffy (referring to the neurodivergents)

by [ _ ] August 26, 2025