Squeaking the duck

To massage the third limb, usually only practiced on a male although can be practiced on a female under special circumstances.

Synonyms for squeaking the duck are but not limited to:

Wanking
Buffing the Banana
Choking the chicken

by Kevin is my alias May 21, 2009

Squeaky Chesney

After restraining someone put your ballsack in their mouth, face their feet and fart in their face.

“You’re a dickhead mate say that again and I’ll give you a Squeaky Chesney”

by Wu-Tang Williams January 8, 2020

Tommy Squeaker

An anal eruption which rather like the air being released from a deflating balloon.

"Bloody 'ell - that was a reet Tommy Squeaker"

"Phwooar...that duck's got bad breath"

by They call me The Seeker September 1, 2010

dork the squeakhole

Pretty much what you think it means.

"That guy should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan. as in a command "dork the squeakhole"

by ChipNASA February 1, 2018

Squeaky Eel

When you're getting a handjob, and you run out of lube, so you have to use WD-40 instead.

After meeting on Farmer's Meet, and dating for 2 weeks, Jenny finally gave Timothy a squeaky eel behind the barn.

by the gordano June 24, 2016

Bahama Eagle Squeak

while having intercourse with a girl on a cruise to the Bahamas, that you took with your parents, you orgasm, and your voice squeaks. She proceeds to stop and quickly puts her clothes on and walks out. You see her many times around the ship along the duration of the cruise, and its very awkward.

person 1: "hey man how was the cruise?"
person 2: "it was good man, but i was doin this girl and let out a Bahama Eagle Squeak....it was all over from then."

by studebaker5 January 9, 2013

Squeak your Pink

slang term for female masturbation.

female masturbation flicking the bean jill off finger diddle diddle the skittle masturbation masturbate

"Life lesson I learned today: don't squeak your pink four times when you have to ride your bike to work immediately after."

by Sateeessfffieeed November 24, 2009