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Squeege

"Hey Squeege, if you don't be silent, i will tape your mouth shut."
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Mexican Squeegee

A sex act in which a man ejaculates on the woman's upper lip, then wipes it off with his penis, demanding a dollar from her afterward.
"She pulled back too early and I jizzed on her upper lip. But it was cool. I busted out my MEXICAN SQUEEGEE!!!"
by VikingSanta January 20, 2018
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Cum squeegee

Cum squeegee is when she gets every last drop of seman off of your body till it's clean
Man she was a cum squeegee. There was no trace of it anywhere
by Bills rv service August 7, 2019
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scrotum squeegee

Used to describe someone that has reached the level of dick headedness that it's incomprehensible.
by Jaru Salem January 17, 2021
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Mr Squeegee

Badboyhalo’s pet salmon. Please do not let Wilbur Soot near Mr Squeegee
BBH: “Hey Wilbur! This is Mr Squeegee!”
Wilbur: “Damn…” *lipbites*
by Krityon June 11, 2021
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squeedle

the motion a dog or cat makes while dragging their ass across the floor (usually carpet) in an attempt to remove any dingleberries or residual poop
The dog squeedled in the living room and it smelled so bad I had to clean the carpet.
by tinselmuffin October 7, 2011
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Sausalito Squeegee

Made popular by former Oakland Raider Wide Out, Randy Moss, the SauSquee (pronounced, Saw-Skwee) is a post coital maneuver that is fun and easily executed. Here's how you do it. First, drop a splash of chlorine candy on your lover's backal area. Then, using your penisdick, spread the splooj up and down, side to side, until her back has fully absorbed your pungent load. For best results, eat some 'sparagus prior to espoojulating.
No matter how many times I perform the Sausalito Squeegee, I can never clear the milieu of gross moles from my girl's back.
by Charles Dick in a Box March 25, 2009
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