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Half-Cheek-Squeak 

A fart (usually in public) tried to be kept silent, by leaning to one side, and squeezing the butt cheeks together. However, failing to be silent, but instead of being a full blown butt trumpet, turns out to be a long winded high pitched squeak. Also causing it to be WAY funnier/more embarassing.
*Dude, Tom leaned over in class today and totally let out a half-cheek-squeak. It sounded like someone opening a balloon!*
Half-Cheek-Squeak by ***sin*** April 16, 2009
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Floor Squeak 

1. Sometimes the certain spots or areas on the floor squeaks, by walking, stepping or standing.

2. Slang for farting while walking on hard floors while inside the house.
1. My floor in the kitchen squeaks by the kitchen sink.

2. My girlfriend farted while she was walking down the hall at the same time and she said, The floor squeaked.
Floor Squeak by JayEssBee85 December 19, 2013

Bahama Eagle Squeak 

while having intercourse with a girl on a cruise to the Bahamas, that you took with your parents, you orgasm, and your voice squeaks. She proceeds to stop and quickly puts her clothes on and walks out. You see her many times around the ship along the duration of the cruise, and its very awkward.
person 1: "hey man how was the cruise?"
person 2: "it was good man, but i was doin this girl and let out a Bahama Eagle Squeak....it was all over from then."

bum squeak

High pitchy noise made by the bottom
Lol did you hear my bum squeak , it was so high pitched it smashed my dads glasses
bum squeak by mitch00uk April 2, 2015

African squeak shoe 

Another name for basketball for obvious reasons.
Are you going to watch African squeak shoe tonight? Miami Heat is playing . . . I don't know, some other team. I don't fucking watch basketball.

freak for the squeak 

A phrase used to describe canine behavior, especially in toy breeds during an encounter with a squeaky dog toy. Symptoms includes severe anxiety, shaking, hopping, and running in circles. Although this behavior is seen in dogs not affected by the disorder, symptoms in dogs who are affected are much more severe in nature. Later stages of this disorder manifests itself in total obsession and compulsion with the source of the squeak noise. These dogs may be of danger to themselves or others, especially those who attempt to intervene.
My miniature pincher is a "freak for the squeak."

Bomb-Squeak 

The unfortunate sound (or fortunate, depends if your trying to blow someone up or are about to be blown up) that a bomb makes just as it is expected to blow up and send limbs flying.
The explosives that Osama Bin Laden threw at the approaching army fortunately ended up with a Bomb-Squeak.