ass scratcher

That guy who wants to sit around scratching his ass all day instead of doing anything to help himself or others, and still expects the world to supply his every need or desire. He has no legitimate disabilities but would rather live in his parents' basement instead of even trying to look for a job.

I think the term ass scratcher was coined on The Family Guy, but I'm too much of an ass scratcher to confirm that.

by Tom Donilon da bank lobbyist August 12, 2011

Poughkeepsie Purse Snatcher

When you do a girl in the butt, then tuck your balls into her snatch.

I want to surprise my girlfriend, I think when we are having butt sex, I'll give her the Ol' Poughkeepsie Purse Snatcher, she'll never know what hit her!

by ehcajh September 8, 2011

Snatchery

The process of aggressively taking (snatching) something.

THIS IS UNDOCUMENTED WEAVE SNATCHERY!!!!!

by Telssn June 2, 2018

paint-scratcher

A parking spot that is so narrow that if the driver/passengers were to open their doors the paint on the car to either side would scratch right off.

Bob: Hey man, look! ROCK STAR PARKING!!
Ray: Nah man, that's a paint-scratcher... Look at those hummers! Find another spot..

by Paul April 21, 2007

cock snatcher

A person who snatches cocks

Keep it in your pants, the cock snatcher is about

by bigdawg052 November 4, 2013

snatch snatcher

A Pussy Magnet, someone who is extremely good at obtaining girls available for intercourse

Steve: I dont wanna brag Carl.. but im a real snatch snatcher

by Chippy Boy November 15, 2015

bologna snatcher

This is another name for the Northern Shoveler a waterfowl species common in the United States and Canada. This term was coined because they will swoop in and steal your bologna when you are not looking

Man did you just see that bologna snatcher.

by Ye old shit January 29, 2017