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Squash Lemming 

An idiot who, during a game of squash, will risk quadrapeligia by propelling themselves neck-first into the floor or walls in a desperate attempt to hit the ball.
Mark Russell is a squash lemming and now can only move several parts of his face.

squash flopper 

One who shits down his pants leg while walkin' downtown.
Here comes Mr. Squash Flopper again!
squash flopper by Bitch Whistle February 23, 2011

squash bottle

WHEN YOU HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT AND THERE IS NOWHERE TO GO. YOU HAVE TO SQUASH IT DOWN AND BOTTLE IT UP.
MAN, I REALLY NEED TO SHIT BUT I'M MILES FROM HOME I GUESS I GOTTA SQUASH BOTTLE IT.
squash bottle by Mmkdkmokker March 7, 2017

squash dome

Large cranium with thin whispy top hair enhancing a full forehead view for onlookers (five head if you will). Some who carry this squashdome with pride may exhibit dad like isms and sport an iconic mustache in family photos. This is so kids will forever have “that lovable father” image. Squashdomes also tend to drive teslas, sip pumpkin spice in the fall, and wear hawaiian shirts when doing daily activitiea
That guy has a squash dome.
squash dome by Teflonn September 21, 2019

Squash Court 

A codename for a place where, 'sexual activities' take place.
"Young Sullivan, do you want to go to the Squash court?"
Squash Court by Young.Sullivan March 14, 2022

Squash blossom 

When Tony sits on your face.
He tells you ...squash blossoms are delicious.
Squash blossom by OlDirtyB July 7, 2022