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Squant

(adj.): The state of being short and rotund. Often implies a high level of fluffiness.
"Aww that fluffy pigeon is so squant. I want to cuddle it."
by supercrooper May 16, 2015
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Squantified

The process of squantification. In short, it means: getting stoned as fuck. Being in a elevated state of mind. This comes from being squanto, an intelligent and wise being, which is our "high alter ego"because each one of us has an inner squanto. More specifically, an inner native indian. You may ask why squanto? why an native indian name? well its because if you smoke a lot, you are considered a chief. Feather helmet, loin cloth and everything. But as it turns out, it is all our own responsibility find our own native indian names. So i now ask you this question, what is YOUR indian name?
David: Hey bro, lets kick it.
Royce: What are you tryna do
David: lets go to the movies
Royce: with who?
David: me and mando
Royce: you and squanto? nah man, im not tryna get squantified today. i have too much to do.
David: me and mando! See thats squanto trying to come out and get his toes wet
by Royceee Rondum April 3, 2015
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squanzo

a person portraying the image of squidword tentacles mixed with gonzo from Sesame Street.
dude squanzo has big nose
by jillian November 14, 2004
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squant

A little-known fourth primary color. Discovered by Dr. Wohan Squant at the Optical Institute and Shade Company of Mindinaw in the early 1990s, squant is unique in being the only color, primary or otherwise, to carry its own unique scent.
Mixing squant with the other primaries produces squed, sque, and squellow.
by catmoleman September 14, 2022
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squantis

An overabundance of a particular item or substance.
I consumed a veritable squantis of alcoholic beverages evening before last, guvernah.
by Lee Gould May 29, 2005
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Squant

A tiny, tight vagina that still has a cherry unpopped and has never been loosened. A really tight Vagina.
'Bro I fingered my girl last night and she had the tightest squant!
by Whit3oak February 4, 2010
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squant

A passing by female that is attractive to the average male eye
"Ey Lange, Squant at 6 O'Clock"
by squawtees July 31, 2012
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