buzz squanch

squanch: To stop, put down, or generally put an end to something.

Buzz squanch: a person who just ruins a good time because they suck.

" God john is such a buzz squanch, whenever he comes around he turns on the lights, throws out the beers, and sends all our good pussy home"

by arock July 21, 2014

squanch

The squanch is the mascot of Tetazoo, a residence hall in East Campus of MIT. It was reportedly created out of a long ago acid trip that went right. It is roughly the shape of a coat hanger, and is always seen holding a single bent flower and a sign proclaiming 'Hackito Ergo Sum'

Person 1: What type of dog did James E. Tetazoo have?

Person 2: It's a squanch!

by MWMWM March 5, 2010

squinching

When you squint so hard your pussy farts

Oh man, Heather was squinching so hard trying to read that her pussy lips started to flap

by Self-five October 23, 2013

Squinchy

adj.
describing a state of being characterized by a fleeting but intense emotion of unpleasantness.

"you get all squinchy every time I mention the noodle incident."

by Jaliel January 11, 2008

Squinch

when one flinches and squints at the same time in response to an unexpected stimulus

I squinched when Justin almost poked me in the eye!

by G_SMOOTH March 26, 2009

squinched

action required to fit something into a space that is slightly too small

I squinched my Juice Box into my lunch box.

by Gardner9876 February 24, 2013

Squanch

A fart so rare and terrifying that it deserves its own name. Often found in confined spaces where its victims can not escape its wrath.

My god, its the squanch. Break out the gas masks.

by thewickedone80 March 6, 2013