slurkyburk

When 2 dicks are forced into an anus. usually in prison.

Damn bro my jail sentence starts tomorrow, I don't think my rectum is ready to be slurkyburked

by Rob snider November 30, 2015

Slurk

When you support an online streamer by lurking, but you also fall asleep.

I was too tired to watch your stream, but I left you a slurk.

by Jthewise July 30, 2021

Shlurparf

A word that smart people use when they don’t know what to say. It expresses a lot of emotion.

-“My dad died”
“Oh”
“Shlurparf”
“Rip”
-“I just got the promotion”
“Shlurparf”
“Yay”
-“I like coconuts”
“Cool”
“Shlurparf”

by OfficialGary. August 22, 2021

SLURGANDERG

A fat, unemployed, lazy slob.

You're such a slurganderg, get-up, man.

by Govakian Warlord February 8, 2022

perma-slur

When you have consumed enough alcohol and or illegal substances to kill off a few brain cells used for speaking. Resulting in slurring most of your words.

whats up mannnn i havn seeeennnnn youuuuu in foreverrrr.

what are you saying dude?

I have a fuckingggg perma-slurrrrrr.

by yourpseudonym. June 28, 2010

herp-slurp

the act of obtaining herpes through oral sex. yes you can get herpes from oral sex. and even genital handshakes when there are no sores present.

that douchebag just herp-slurped that bundle of herpes infested joy.

by omfgwhydoineedtofeedthetrolls April 29, 2011

office slurp

term used in financial service centers,where employees are sitting in cubicles and the method of communication is chatting. An office slurp occurs when one is sending a juicy,and kinky joke or gossip (please not confuse with unfunny and uninteresting rumors that old office hags spread) via chat,and the receiver has to laugh,but so that the others (company mushrooms,yes-men or office ogres) around should not notice that. Therefore (s)he is making a slurping sound effect to cover the vicious laughing.

Friend: Hey,Have you heard that Marc has a fake pussy in his backpack??
Other Friend: ssssssssllllllllluuurp (sound effect) That s what I call a real office slurp!

by Lolita67 November 4, 2011