Sasshole

1: Someone who constantly makes jokes that are far to sassy with a side asshole.
2: Someone who is an asshole but is still a loving friend when they direct that asshole attitude onto you.

"Russell is such an sasshole. I didn't know it was possible for a friend to be that much of a douche sometimes."

by violentvixen April 19, 2015

Sasshole

Being born with so much sass nobody can handle it so they call you a sasshole to make the sass entertaining.

Tina: Emma is so sassy I can't take it.

Molly: I know, Emma is a sasshole.

Tina: haha, calling her a sasshole makes it funny.

by Mollyrox455 March 2, 2014

Spesh

Short for Special. The name for someone who is slightly lacking all necessary brain cells and frequently says things that are specially stupid!

No Spesh, you dont need to take the bank notes out of your pocket before going through the customs xray machine!

by H2theIzzo July 18, 2006

Speshal

When you're drunk and can't spell.....It's "Special" but you're lazy without the dictionary.

Hi Ian.....you're a Speshal one and I can't be arsed checking my spelling.

You need to be in the speshal Olympics you piss head.

by Shylander November 20, 2007

Spash

VERB: To ejaculate (Varient on jizz )

NOUN: Thick whitish fluid that is ejaculated from the male penis.

Created in early 2010 in the East Midlands it has been popularised by it's ease of use in every day conversation.

As a verb: I spashed on your mum's face.

As a noun: Why have you got spash on your bananas?

by Barman85 April 9, 2010

Speshly

Adverb: An abbreviation for the word especially. Used by lazy people or people that are trying to sound cool, fresh, hip, hot, or in the know.

Me: I totally hate Statistics. Speshly because its all online and you can't be one one thousandth off or its wrong.
Bob: Dayumm son thats hella bunk.

by AMPHIPATHIC January 6, 2012

junior spesh

Often known as a special deal at a chicken shop, which is a deal comprising of chips, chicken and sometimes a drink, seen in many chicken shops across London, such as Chicken Cottage.

It is featured in a song by red hot entertainment called Junior Spesh

Junior Spesh 50 50 50 Pence!

Im gonna cop a junior spesh, mans hungry

by JamaicanVibezz February 26, 2008