Springer, NM

A small town in New Mexico.
Its population is less than 800.
It is where i hope to find me some gangsta niggas.

Person #1- Heyy. Where do you live!?
Person #2- I used to live in Las Vegas, NV.
Now i live in Springer, NM.
Person #1- What do you do there!?
Person #2- Chill with my gangsta niggas.

by peachykeenjillybean May 25, 2009

Jerry Springer Poop

Inspired by the Houdini Poop, this is when you are taking a crap and fart, but do not believe anything has come out ... until you get up and look in the toilet and wonder "Who is the father of that poop?".

Guys, I ‘m concerned, I had a Jerry Springer poop, do you think it’s mine?

by Taiwanese Turd Maestro December 6, 2015

sproing

Something between springing and flexibility.

I can sproing pretty damn high.

by Wildcat Miranda November 20, 2002

springer reject

1. somebody who is so visually/mentally heinous that even the godfather of fucked-up wouldn't let them on his show.

'what a springer reject.'

by Jamie December 2, 2003

springers homemade ice cream

An Ice Cream Shop on the New Jersey shore that has been around since Prohibition. With its homemade ice cream, no factories involved, it surpasses any other ice cream company around.

Yo lets go to springers

by Ricardo Diaz April 25, 2005

Springer Shock

The act of finding something out on television (a talk show, local news, etc...). This is in reference to the talk show hosted by Jerry Springer. The news can vary, you may find out your dad likes to dress up in women's clothes or you could find out your wife has been cheating on you with a horse.

I was in Springer Shock! My girlfriend and my dad! Man, that is messed up!

Matthew got a Springer Shock when he found out Donna was having girl on girl action with his Grandma.

by taxingtacos September 15, 2010

sproingity

Inability to sit still and be calm.

When a Chiwienie has ADD he is sproingity.

by Jonithegreat November 30, 2013