Jerry Springer

the act of being violent, vulgar, or commiting social no no's like incest, phedophelia, or disgusting sexual acts.

"She went Jerry Springer on me"
"you better watch or he'll go Jerry Springer on you:
"watch your kids and animals, they may go Jerry Springer"

by shane May 13, 2005

Splintercourse

The act of having intercourse on an unfinished wooden surface.

Last night Richard and I had awesome splintercourse on the edge of his wooden hot tub...ouch. Do you have any tweezers?

by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels February 18, 2009

sprinternet

The mobile internet used on sprint customers phones, know for its slow loading times and overall suckishness.

"Dude why is it taking you forever to do a google search" , " i have sprinternet" " dam that sucks"

by raymaas August 17, 2009

Spanish splinter

When you get a splinter that digs underneath the nail in your finger.

It hurt really bad when I got a Spanish splinter in my fingernail.

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by Stabby Tabby January 22, 2023

ultimate spritzer

The act of shoving mentos in a coca cola bottle then sticking it into a girls butt hole. This will make an explosion of soda, causing an in-describable orgasm.

You gave me the best ultimate spritzer last nite.

by Cum master J May 28, 2009

cleveland spritzer

When your girl is in the doggy style position while you are munching her box and she rips a fart that wafts directly up your nose.

Damn Cassie, you really caught me off guard last night when you gave me that Cleveland spritzer... I still smell last nights flavor, garlic and ass!

by Chef BooYahD December 3, 2016

baby-sprinkler

Believers in non-immersion infant baptism, such as the Catholic Church, Episcopal Church or the Church of England. Derogatory term usually used by those who believe that the Bible mandates only full-immersion adult (or at least "age of reason") Baptism.

Did George Washington go to a baby-sprinkler church?

Yeah, he was Anglican.

by Owan November 24, 2007