Canadian Spread

It's an axle configuration used on tractor trailers and other heavy trucks where the centres of the rear axles are 6 feet apart not a god damn sex position you perverts.

My new Kenworth T800 has a Canadian spread on it, gives me lots of extra traction in the snow.

by jay_P09 January 2, 2015

fruit spread

Really good music, is a synonym for jam, since jam is fruit spread

"This song is my jam! Listen to that fruit spread!"

by Sassy Sasha December 15, 2018

spreadsheetmanship

Of, or pertaining to the level of skill and talent one posesses in regards to creating, editing, and formatting spreadsheets. Generally, someone with good spreadsheetmanship will employ effective colors combinations, fonts, and cell spacing to create a readable, functioning spreadsheet.

"Her spreasheet was easy to read and understand due to her excellent spreadsheetmanship."

"His spreadsheetmanship sucks. The colors were awful, and the cells were too small."

by S Peterson August 6, 2008

Spreadswoman

Female who frequently engages in sexual activity within a "circle" of friends.

May that spreadswoman find glory in tonight's scandalous activities.

by Spreadskate February 11, 2009

Sandy Spread Cheeks

The best ark in the notorious Spongebob anime.

I can’t wait to see the the Sandy Spread Cheeks ark!

by Cousin Blackjack August 1, 2020

ohio butter spreader

When one (typically male named Adam) becomes low on personal lubrication and puts forth the butter to the rear of his mate. After pleasuring to explosion then makes toast with left over butter between her cheeks.

When I am low on lubrication and just a little hungry I like to give my girl the Ohio butter spreader.

by Clapper8611 April 23, 2016

spreader

A person who is a whore and enjoys spreading their legs wide open for men to have sex. By spreading their legs it creates easier access for the men to inject their dicks into their ass.

Helen is a spreader.

by peek-a-boo August 4, 2004