A Kayden Spooner

Kayden Spooner references to someone who is a male who loves spooning other males, usually their partner or *special* friend/crush. They usually get really embarrassed when you bring it up and sometimes turns defensive and flustered.

*your at a sleepover and your two male friends are spooning*
"oh guys, your such A Kayden Spooner!"

by Imverysmart:) September 10, 2023

spoonerism

- the unintentional transportation of sounds or of parts of words in speaking

"half-warmed fish"
for
"half-formed wish"

by Jessica September 11, 2003

Spoondick

An Insult. A replacement to the term "Dickhead".

Explanation: "Imagine a spoon. Imagine a spoon as my dick. Imagine that I could scoop things out with my spoondick. Now THAT is stupid!"

Hey Spoondick, get to the back!

Go wank somewhere else, spoondick.

Timmy, you spoondick!

etc

by Thebestfrenchie October 27, 2009

spooner

A girl who lies next to a boy very closely, like two spoons. Usually on a bed accompanied by kissing.

Katie is such a spooner.

by Kituhn December 14, 2008

spooked ass bitch

one who is often threatening, (generally in a physical manor), yet does not follow through with such threats; the individual is in fact, afraid of physical confrontation.
One who is "spooked," as in being in fear of something.
One who is "jumpy," or otherwise nervous reagarding any situation.

That "spooked ass bitch" better watch out, 'cause my cousin know witchcraft.

by Jesse Valencia October 24, 2002

spoondane

A penis that looks like a spoon.

Yolanda was totally trippin' when she saw my spoondane

by RagnarIII August 25, 2006

spoondrop

The opposite of a forklift.

The workers brought the freight up the ledge with a forklift and back down with a spoondrop.

We have all three tools, a forklift, a spoondrop, and a knife sidewayser.

by wweber February 11, 2012