Sploinge

The sound a wet sponge makes when it bounces

"Darn, I dropped my sponge!"
"I know, I heard the sploinge from over here!"

by Anubis March 31, 2003

sploing

When you cant think of a word to describe something, or you can use this word as a substitute for another word

"I'm feeling a bit sploing today"

"Oh for sploing sake"

"that man/woman is sploing worthy"

by Joel Mangsa June 27, 2008

Splorging

When two people are talking with the intention of eventually becoming exclusive, but everyone knows that they like eachother so they it's kind of annoying that they're not dating yet.

Ally: "Are you and John dating yet?"
Liz: "No, we're just talking"
Ally: "That's a lie. You guys are splorging."

by Madamahominashontie February 12, 2009

splorange

When two people meet in a doorway and keep stepping side to side in the same direction. Continually obstructing each other.

Dude I walked into Marty and we totally sploranged. We didn't get out of each others way for like 5 minutes.

by noeledge June 20, 2013

Splorfing

When you cum in a person's ass, and they fart it back out in a mixture of shit and semen

"I rogered your mother last night, and let me tell you dude that bitch started splorfing all over me!"

by Dadi039 November 3, 2021

sploingus

The very definition of a chivalrous, selfless, heroic, and honorable man.

The type of man to jump in front of an armless, legless orphan to shield them from a hail of bullets.

person 1: "You know that guy in the movie The Thin Red Line who dies at the end? Real sploingus, always liked that character."

person 2: "Why are you telling me this in a wendy's bathroom, i've never even met you."

by Swaglord55 February 8, 2022

splointy

A word that means whatever I choose it to mean at any moment.

True Elroy: you're not splointy ._.
AirialaX: splointy? o.O
Nestikal: splointy is nerd for hot
True Elroy: is not
AirialaX: uh...k
Nestikal: yes it is
True Elroy: ...is not
True Elroy: splointy is just a perfectly good word
AirialaX: wtf is splointy then, royster? o.o
True Elroy: that i made up
Nestikal: it meant hot earlier
Nestikal: make up your mind
True Elroy: it can mean whatever i want it to >:o
True Elroy: it's my word >:o
AirialaX: what do it mean now? eh? eh?
True Elroy: maybe it means "nestikal sucks" now
True Elroy: splointy >:o splointy >:o splointy >:o

by True Elroy January 17, 2004