Sloofing

New sport in which you combine the main elements of all sports, but never really finding the common denominator between the barrells.

I went sloofing today, it was rough.

by HoogieDowser August 5, 2011

splonking

the real definition of "splonking" is observing caves. Well think of that in the same sense but with a dirty mind. A guy observing or more a girls 'cave' is splonking.

So were you a splonker last night?
Yeah but as i was splonking, her mom walked in, which ended up causing her to sploosh in my face. it was delicious.

by Skooby Snack April 4, 2008

slooping

When a chick's bra is too small, and her boobs mound up over the top (creating 4 boobs).

Holy shit dude, did you see how bad Melissa was slooping today? Fatty needs a new bra.

by Babodie November 10, 2008

Splibbing

To be excessively Lazy and/or unmotivated to do anything.

I'm just Splibbing Today, I'll talk to you tomorrow.

by Shmoopz October 29, 2020

knob slobbing

Ass kissing! Stroking someone elses ego to get in good with that person. AKA brown nosing.

3 friend situation. When all three are suppose to be besties and one friend is always slobbing ones knob on FB and IG. With the third friend she never shows any love with comments or likes. You can see right through her knob slobbing ways!!!

by Smiling eyes September 14, 2013

Slooking

The act of standing and looking at the same time. Usually done with your straitened hand held to your forehead to show that you are looking, similar action to that of a solute.

It is like planking as it can be done anywhere and you can try and outdo other slookers slooks, take photos and upload them to socal network sites, blogs and picture boards (facebook, 4chan, twitter, tumblr, myspace, etc).

The first slook ever done, with evidence, was done by Peter Harvey on 60 minutes. The main purpose of this was to troll planking.

Peter Harvey was standing and looking simultaneously with his hand held to his forehead on the tv show "60 minutes". Peter Harvey was slooking.

by Dann131 October 21, 2011

scoobing

The act of displaying or feeling emotions dramatically, such as crying or laughing. Synonym for slang such as “screaming,” “dying,” “crying,” and other similar words or phrases.

Person A: Dude, look at this screenshot I accidentally took! It’s hilarious, I’m dying!
Person B: Broski Woski I’m SCOOBING
Person A: E E E BOTTOM TEXT
Person B: E E E BOTTOM TEXT

by CarbonatedAvocados April 20, 2020